A robbery in Hillsboro

According to fishing police reports there was a major robbery at the Hillsboro Bi-Mart store recently involving "vintage" Birdie drifters.
The suspect was alledged to have made off with the entire stock of vintage Birdies that someone had stashed away in the fishing tackle area of the store. In an interview with the shocked victim a Mr. B. Stew of Hillsboro the alleged suspect was quite proud of himself for such a henious crime. Quoting Mr. Stew "That's okay his pee bottle is now making it's way to the Pacific ocean...I hope that teaches him" Anyone having any information should immedaitely send any vintage Birdies to Mr.Stew so that he may identify them.

[OneLastCast]

Bigstew,

I have heard these rumors here and other places....please don't tell me that birdies are not produced....if so what is your address and when do you think you won't be home.

OneLastCast

[Ramstrong]

Birdies? what birdies? Really ocifer I don't know about any birdies? But Okie's are going fairly inexpensively on auction sites. OLC, what you've heard, the birdy is no more (at least for now) it's gone the way of the okie.

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-Ryan
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[Hammer Bob]

This has got nothing to do with the 500 or so birdies which found their way into my tackle box a couple of days ago.....honest!