Mystery board member

[Jennie@ifish]

Anyone want to take a guess who this is? This is an active board member. I thought it would be fun to guess. I certainly couldn't do it!

[Pete]

Hmmmm...rock'n'roll...lead guitar.... Hansen?...no, not blond enough...six pack abs...Superman?...not quite... Joe?

[Chris Sessions]

It has to be Crusty, or maybe Slutgodess?

[Jennie@ifish]

NOPE! IT's me, JENNIE!!!!!

[letsfish]

Its RT in the 70's.

[Phish_on]

Ted Nugent.

[WheresMyBobber]

Is Ted really an ifish board member?

[Gooey - Bob]

I know this person well but i dident know he new how to play the strings he always had drum sticks making sounds at 3am across the sterrt in the 70s

GooeyBob

[Salmonator]

I do believe it's Boy George before he donned makeup and went pop. Sorry SF couldn't resist...

[Jennie@ifish]

Come clean, mystery man.

[Pilar]

It's got to be terrible Ted Nugent. He says 'First you kill it then you grill it'

Rock on!

The bend is your friend!

[cureless1]

http://www.tnugent.com/

[Fish4Fun]

Pretty sure it is the Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent. I have his book in front of me and this guy looks like the cover of the book.

I like Ted's other saying. Inside cover of his new book God, Guns & Rock'N'Roll.

"Your life starts at point A and ends at Point B. Kick maximum ass"

Fish4Fun

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[Phish_on]

The suspense is killin' me.

[RichH]

Terrible Ted, the Motor City Madman.. Just saw him in Portland in July from the 16th row...Awesome...A true friend of the sportsman..He did a great tribute to the previous administration...highlight of the show for me...I'm guessing he's ifish special guest.

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Rich H

[Hookset]

superfly

[Ramstrong]

I don't know if he's an Ifish member, but my guess would be Mike Wasch of the Fishemans heaven TV show. He used to be the guitarist for seattle band San Prova back in the rise and hey day of the Seattle sound, and you can see the word seattle in the background. Anyway, it probablly is someone on the board from washington. Second guess would be Superfly, he used to be a rocker didn't he? I really don't think it's Ted, he's more of a hunter, not a fisher, and doesn't care about the pac NW he's a mid westerner. Rich my bet is that ISG is a fisheries biologist, not a rocker.

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-Ryan
www.xprt.net/~ryandsar
ramstrong@hotmail.com

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[HOGTIDE]

OK, OK its me...darnit...this nipple ring hurts.

[Vic Carrao]

When I fished with Joe (superfly) on the Fraser he had long hair and used guitar strings for leader, my guess. Vision Joe.

I did play rock on a Les Paul lead guitar like the one in the pic back in another lifetime; but it's not me in that pic. Hey Pete, it's spelled Hanson; like the young 3 bro "Hanson" recording group (they are my nephews and they suck ). And did you read that SF? ... 6 pack abs? Geez, those are fat folds man! ... Nah, jk. But waz up with the Ted Nugent thing? Super is a lot better looking than wild Ted. Isn't he? Super, aren't you better looking than Nugent? ...

"Heavy Weiner" rocks on!

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If a rock guitarist plays some loud riffs on a portable amp with a generator in the woods, and nobody else is there to hear it and the 'ax' man has blown his own ears out, does it actually make a sound out there?

[RichH]

Ryan,

now that I look closer I think you're right. Ted has a little better six pack abs, not that a pudge like me would complain about where this guy is at. I'd just like not having boobs.(is it ok to say that here?) Also, Ted's got more of a square jaw. Oh, well. I see what ya mean about the Seattle thing too. I'll guess it must be superfly.

[lippee]

Its wang dang sweet ******** rocker ted ******* nugent

[Salmonator]

'tis not the great white buffalo... trust me

[Grant Scheele]

Salmonator, you should be nice. There was a time when you looked like that only you had orange hair. Oh yeah, you probably don't remember for the same reason Superfly doesn't recognize himself. (What's that funny smell?)

[RW]

Ya know, I didn't think I still liked long haired hippies, but this guy can float my boat anytime...... This picture is probably 20 years old and he is now fat and sassy like me!!!! Oh well, we live on our fantacies...
RW

[Salmonator]

Talk about bad memory. I was just in your dining room counting out swivels less than three hours ago listening to you play a few notes on your "air" guitar. What's that funny smell?? We'll let me guess. Some kind of chicken dish for dinner with a little taco bell around noon. HAH! maybe that'll teach you to go around yapping about people's orange hair!

[smilesforu]

Stevie Nicks ..oh wait no hat. If its ted....Wango Tango!!
Tight Lines

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Marty M
Steelheader.net

[WheresMyBobber]

I did think the mystery man was Ted Nugent, but upon closer look at the picture, Ted has finer/frizzier hair.

Now I guess the real question becomes - Whoever he is, does he know how to net a big fish?

[Barnyard]

I know...Jimi Hendrix...SMPLSH

[Hoosier Daddy]

TELL US JENNIE, WHO THE HECK IS IT!!??
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

Whoever it is, guess it's better he looks like Ted Nugent than say, Keith Richards or something.

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[Jennie@ifish]

Allllllllright.....
It is Joe Superfisky of Vision hooks.
Jen

[superfly]

Right On, that was fun Jennie, reading all the responses, Yes it is I superfly, circa 1992, opening a show at the seattle center for a bigger seattle band. It was great being apart of the Seattle music scene when it was in its heyday!
Peace Superfly

[HOGTIDE]

Duuuuuude...I'm supposed buy hooks from him???

[Phish_on]

"Better Dead than Ted" we used to say.

Nice guitar. Like "Ol' Black" - Neil is, after all, The Godfather of Grunge ...

[superfly]

Right on Steve, I will have a LAY over there on my way back from Thailand, oh by the way Grant did you purchase your ticket yet?
And you know what they say, don't bring sand to the beach!
Peace Superfly

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If you want to run with the big dawgs then get your ass off of the porch!!

Since this is already a non-fishing thread and rock n roll and sex are synymous, and being that Super is newly single again, I thought it would be nice for Joe to post this piece about sex laws in other countries (an Ifish member e-mailed this); in case Joe decides to travel abroad. ....


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IMPORTANT SEX LAWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD:
>> > >> >
>> > >> > In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
>> > >> > the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
>> > >> > animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
>> > >> >
>> > >> > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
>> > >> > but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
>> > >> > examination.
>> > >> > He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
>> > >> >
>> > >> > Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
>> > >> > also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must
>> > >> > be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
>> > >> >
>> > >> > The penalty for ************ in Indonesia is decapitation.
>> > >> >
>> > >> > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
>> > >> > countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
>> > >> > privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam
law,
>> > >> > it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's
>> > >> > just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
>> > >> > world that even comes close to this?)
>> > >> >
>> > >> > In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
>> > >> > adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
>> > >> > husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
>> > >> > desired.
>> > >> > Ah! Justice!)
>> > >> >
>> > >> > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
>> > >> > tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
>> > >> >
>> > >> > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
>> > >> > and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room
>> > >> > to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
>> > >> >
>> > >> > In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with
>> > >> > a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a
>> > >> > big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
>> > >> >
>> > >> > In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
>> > >> > with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a
>> > >> > vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold
>> for
>> > >> > consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or
>> > >> > what? Not as great as Guam!) >> .....

Send us some post cards from Guam Super - Steve