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07-22-2006, 08:18 AM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 3,853
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Why?
Why do they salt the rim of your margirta glass and then give you a straw? 
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07-22-2006, 08:52 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: under the hat
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Re: Why?
If it's 2% milk, what's the other 98%?
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07-22-2006, 08:57 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: St Helens, OR
Posts: 2,770
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Re: Why?
it's 2% milk fat. lol. 
if a man has an opinion and no woman is around to hear him...is he still wrong?
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07-22-2006, 09:07 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Chiloquin
Posts: 204
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Re: Why?
Got me? Have you ever tried to drink salt off the rim of a glass with a straw? :whazzup:
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07-22-2006, 09:07 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Salem, Oregon
Posts: 5,166
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Re: Why?
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Why do they salt the rim of your margirta glass and then give you a straw?
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The rim on the straw is to small for enough salt  heck I don't know,
Now I must get back to work, my wife is making me feed her flying monkeys. 
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07-22-2006, 09:08 AM
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The Mods Must Be Crazy!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Casting between the waves where dinner lies waiting
Posts: 25,081
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Re: Why?
Why do I have this feeling that if I was cloned that my clone would have more fun than I do?
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07-22-2006, 09:21 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,304
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Re: Why?
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Why do I have this feeling that if I was cloned that my clone would have more fun than I do?
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He would already know all the mistakes you had made?
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07-22-2006, 10:10 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Milwaukie
Posts: 2,727
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Re: Why?
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Why do I have this feeling that if I was cloned that my clone would have more fun than I do?
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He would already know all the mistakes you had made?
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Can even a clone know THAT much? 
Bob
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07-22-2006, 11:26 AM
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AdminiMom
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: North Coast
Posts: 97,961
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Re: Why?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
What are imitation rhinestones?
[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O.
I don't trust anybody!
"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." -- Steven Wright
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07-22-2006, 12:23 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: under the hat
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Re: Why?
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it's 2% milk fat. lol.
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But that still doesn't answer my question: what's the other 98%?
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07-22-2006, 01:05 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Chiloquin
Posts: 204
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Re: Why?
98%....Milk skinny?
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07-22-2006, 01:12 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Boring, OR
Posts: 14,610
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Re: Why?
Why don't I ever see my fifth child - "notme"? I have been looking for that kid for years. When I get my hands on him, he's going to regret showing himself. Not only that, I need his social security number so I can redo all my tax returns for the last 7 years! 
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07-22-2006, 01:22 PM
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Tuna!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: elma, wa. usa
Posts: 1,248
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Re: Why?
how do they make fat free half and half
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07-22-2006, 06:08 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: St Helens
Posts: 5,059
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Re: Why?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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07-22-2006, 08:53 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Gods Country
Posts: 4,518
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Re: Why?
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how do they make fat free half and half
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I get asked that on a daily basis, really. (I run a dairy dept. for a retail chain) Still scratching my head to come up with a creative comeback.
Here's a few of my own for other questions I get.
"Excuse me sir, where is your honey?" "She'd better be at home cleaning my fish/waiting for me in something skimpy/washing my truck etc. I choose my subjects carefully with this one...
"Excuse me sir, where do you have your shoe laces?" I just say nothing and stare at my feet. If they don't get it after 5 seconds I just give up and show them the aisle. No point in wasting perfectly good humor.
And to keep in the spirit of the thread, from George Carlin, "Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways???" 
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07-22-2006, 09:29 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,304
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Re: Why?
Since we have the dairy guy here;
Why do they have to put an allergy warning like this on butter?
William
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07-22-2006, 09:33 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 137
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Re: Why?
Because the world is full of uninformed people who might know that they are lactose intolerant but not realize that butter contains milk? That seems the most logical supposition.
Pat
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07-22-2006, 09:48 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Gods Country
Posts: 4,518
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Re: Why?
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Since we have the dairy guy here;
Why do they have to put an allergy warning like this on butter?
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I don't make the labels, I just order/stock the stuff!
Seriously though, the seemingly idiotic warnings on products are a CYA against lawsuits, nothing more.
Sure makes for some fun on the LIG board though. :smile:
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07-23-2006, 08:08 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Portland OR
Posts: 3,468
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Re: Why?
I saw this on a bag of ice.
"Not packaged for individual resale" :tongue:
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