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Old 12-05-2000, 08:48 AM   #1
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Having arrived at the edge of the river, Hey Yall soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The Redneck snatches up the snake and robbed him of his worm.

Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat and went about his fishing.

An hour or so later Yeh Yall felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms.
Does this familiar Cuz???

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Old 12-05-2000, 01:57 PM   #2
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If any snakes tugged on my pants leg for beer or for any reason, I would happily put the barrel of my .357 down his mouth as the funnel and pour as much lead...err beer as the snake wanted. Not a funny joke..lol I have a phobia of snakes. See back in my parts, we have poisonous snakes and I have been struck at about 6 times by those creatures who have no purpose in life.
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Old 12-05-2000, 09:06 PM   #3
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What!!!!!!you guys sound as if you are married!!!
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Old 12-05-2000, 11:31 PM   #4
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TM, it's much worse than that. They're 'Bama type cuz
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Old 12-06-2000, 07:16 AM   #5
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Ya'll is right, I was bass fishing a farm pond in Shelby County, MI a while back, we were wading about 2' of water when I caught sight of a Vee in the water coming straight for me....Mr. Smith and Wesson went off just as I went ass over tea kettle fortunately I hit the S.O.B......the next day we pulled 9' of water moccasin....out of the pond...Snakes Suck...
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Old 12-06-2000, 08:04 AM   #6
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Snakes huh did I tell you about my pet python that loves to ride on my cat....probably shouldn't have let that one out of the bag cuz....muhaaa

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Old 12-06-2000, 08:39 AM   #7
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Now I know I don't have to worry about running into hey_yall along the "rattler" sections of the Deschutes !
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Old 12-06-2000, 08:51 AM   #8
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Maybe O's and Yall should become permanent fishin buds TM

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Old 12-06-2000, 09:02 AM   #9
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It's a fishin' coalition to ban coalitions. I will fish whereever snakes are, but I will be looking down on the ground most of the time. Sound married???...LOL It's more like a Grumpy Old Men sorta thing...see he's mad cause he knows his daughters want me to court them
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Old 12-06-2000, 12:48 PM   #10
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If you try and date my daughters,I will be in court

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Old 12-06-2000, 01:04 PM   #11
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Sueing me because I am handsome is not a valid argument....Judge Judy will tell you that, but she will say she can see how you are jealous
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Old 12-07-2000, 06:19 AM   #12
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Sueing????
can't sue you if they can't find the body,redneck crab bait...hope they like beer flavored

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