thanks ol\' buddy
now looky here. I used to wonder why the fishin' was so slow 'round these here parts. Then I came across some tasty vittles served up by a feller on this here web site named Jim. He said it ain't the hundred years of over fishing, it ain't the cows in the rivers and it ain't even the destroyed spawning grounds. In fact, he said it's those damn varmints that have been right in front of my nose the whole time. Its the freakin' seals and birds takin' all my fishes. I was a mighty thankful ta learn who the real enemy was.
When I was out a huntin' this year. I was a noticin' that all the old trees were a missin'. And I started ta thinkin' agin. How could this a happened? At first I says, why this must have been the greedy private timber interests that destroyed the land that belongs to the people of the state of Orygun and the people the the U.S. of America. 'Bout then, I looked up in this here tree above me and I says looky here. That little sucker has a pine cone! Then I 'membered what ol' Jim had taught me 'bout what happened to all our fishes. It ain't greedy people, it's those rascally varmints out thar. Those damn squirrels are a eatin' all of our trees. All we need to do ta fix up the place is kill all the birds and seals to bring back our fishes and kill all the squirrels ta bring back our lost forests. Yee haa. go get em' boys.
scott
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