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Old 11-16-2000, 06:58 AM   #1
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To the guilty parties responsible for Monday morning's illegal gillnet party. When I find you...EXPECT OLD-SCHOOL DELIVERANCE...talking MEDIVAL!!! Watch the ending to Braveheart and consider that a vacation. Anyone wants to know more, then listen up. Seems some jerkies decided that they would stretch 3 gillnets across the mouth of McLane Creek on HWY. 101 which is highly highly illegal. Well they netted roughly 200 fish, ***** them of their eggs, and piled the carcasses up. OK, now here's the kicker!!! This is like 5 miles from the freakin' headquarters for the Fish & Wildlife folks! 5 is being generous, probably 3 miles. OK, it got spotted by a game officer at 8:30am in the morning! Well after sunrise, and Osprey can attest to this...there are usually 50 cars there by that time with people fishing by the bridge. Over 60 eyewitnesses and not one single soul called and reported this wrongdoing, or filled out a freakin' statement. The main suspects right now are tribal or non-tribal people, working together outside of the tribe, or an out of area tribe poaching in and doing this. For all I know, and this opinion is harsh, it's probably the freakin' tribe themselves. This is totally unfreakin' believable. All this for freakin' chum salmon. Not even the meat!!! You can read the article in Tuesday's edition of The Olympian... www.theolympian.com I am sure it's still there somewhere, maybe in archives. I can't believe no one else has heard about this yet or commented on it????? I will tell you this though, all of these South Sound creeks are now going to be watched by a "posse" The penalty, if caught, is 5 years in prison, and/or a $10,000 fine. Come on now, how weak of a penalty is that??!! We are talking around 200 fish just gutted and ***** for eggs, people! Is it really worth it to plunder a beautiful natural resource like that just for a few thousand dollars?? Bigger question here: Is it really worth it for the @ss whooping I am going to put on you if I catch you before the game dept.? Sincerely ****** off,
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Old 11-16-2000, 08:08 AM   #2
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All right Boys looks like time for us here to get us a possie together.
Saddle up,someone graba rope
we goona have us a linchin,
effen that don't work I'm all for onea them there public floggin things ,Iz ain't sure what floggins means but I hope it hurts real good,
By the looks of thing down there Cuz,I think we better circle the wagons boys,I'll bet my last okie drifter we need look no father than a few miles north of Shelton for these low lifes.

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Old 11-16-2000, 08:20 AM   #3
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Where's John Wayne when you need him, or Clint? lol @ circle the wagons, but such a great point and we as fishermen are getting screwed, but we aren't getting kissed.
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Old 11-16-2000, 12:11 PM   #4
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It would only be assault if they saw you coming, It would only be battery if you snuck up on them before the corrective moral behavior adjustment was administered.
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Old 11-16-2000, 12:21 PM   #5
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is correct you can only have a crime if you have a witness,sorta like the old habius corpus thing
Phish: as a matter of fact we did..thanks for asking....It's called Humor.....sheesh lighten up just a wee bit

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Old 11-16-2000, 01:11 PM   #6
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It seemed pretty funny at the time ... maybe I can get hey_yall to beat some of that there "humor" into me!

no really - if anyone was to punish the MURDERERS ... "I see nothing! NNNNNothing!"
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Old 11-16-2000, 01:20 PM   #7
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COOL
He mentioned something about Braveheart...OUCH!!!!!That will leave a mark
I say we string em up with their own net

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Old 11-16-2000, 01:36 PM   #8
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let the punishment fit the crime.

Slit their bellies, take their "eggs", leave 'em on the beach.

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Old 11-16-2000, 01:39 PM   #9
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I knew I could find some common ground with you somewhere. Now I know where. You are moving up in my book.
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BOE,

From behind it's battery. What kind of battery do ya sneak up on them with? Motorcycle or the big 105 amp whallop?
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Old 11-16-2000, 02:30 PM   #11
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A 200 lb "charging" battery is what they will get "snuck" with.

BOE: It's not assault if I am defending myself Osprey will be my "credible" witness..lol but you are slowly sloooowly, snailing your way up. We will pry your fingers from around that tree just yet, toss you a budweiser, and get you addicted to watchin' wrasslin' before it's all over with.
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Old 11-16-2000, 02:31 PM   #12
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motorcycle battery ????? Not big enough.

I prefer the periodic element Pb, but it makes a lot of noise getting to the preferred velocity. Excessive noise leads to witnesses. And yes, most batteries are filled with Pb. Conical shaped Pb at 0.308 inches in diameter. I love the stuff.

Second choice would be the round hickory type. Mark McGuire!!

And yes a little bit of amps makes for a lot of volts in the area of pain. Pilar could fill us in on this area.
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Old 11-16-2000, 03:12 PM   #13
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Old 11-16-2000, 04:17 PM   #14
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If it is ok for them to kill hte fish shouldn't they meet the fate the fish did. Or atleast a sever beating if it is up around shelton count me in on the beat down fest
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here's the news story -
http://news.theolympian.com/stories/...s/148232.shtml
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Old 11-16-2000, 04:51 PM   #16
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I was thinking more along the lines of the "Stihl" procedure. That's where further contamination of the gene pool is prevented with a quick, surgical procedure in the groin area. We wouldn't want those poaching dirtbags polluting the gene pool, would we?

Seriously, though, caution should be the name of the game here. Too much heat being packed these days to try to take the law into our own hands. Dial 9-1-1 on your cell, and tell them the situation and that you think serious bodily harm could come to the perpetrators or bystanders. That should bring a quick response. Bring a camera and write down lic. #'s if these clowns are seen. After the publicity, I doubt they'll crawl out from under their rocks anytime soon.


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In the old days a good beating worked. I think it has moved passed that in these days.
But I am all game to go find the little f(*^%&$ and beat them to a f)*(& pulp then use what’s left of them for crab bait I think the crab like there food still kicking as they pull the meat off the bone.

Oh when in doubt just use a high power rifle from a distance “SLEDDER will get this one. A BFG will do the job”
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Did you Washington folks legalize "assault" in the last election ?
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Hey_Yall, did this happen the previous night and you saw the aftermath? Seems to me the important thing to do is to find out who it is. The cowards can run but not hide. How can we figure out who it is? Do that and the rest will work itself out.
BOE a telephone growler or megger puts out about 2000 volts. E = IR. E voltage, I current, R resistance. Most people sieze up at about 20ma of current. 2000 volts can push that all day long through even the thickest lowlife skin. I'm picturing the end to the movie 'Pulp Fiction', think about it.

Just a thought. Lets find out who it is!!!!!

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Old 11-17-2000, 10:13 AM   #20
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Hey Pilar, follow the link in the thread that someone posted. It was the aftermath, but suspiciously, 60 people were there by the time the game warden showed up, "who saw nothing."
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