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Old 06-05-2006, 09:00 PM   #1
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Default The real truth behind the Da Vinci Code!

Jesus never went to France. He actually went to Japan! Really! If it's in the newspaper, it must be true!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...201183,00.html

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Old 06-05-2006, 09:12 PM   #2
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Old 06-06-2006, 07:28 AM   #3
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From my way of thinking... the real truth is that the book is a work of fiction. A novel. I don't get what all the whoopty-doo is over this story.... :whazzup: zip
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Old 06-06-2006, 07:47 AM   #4
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The novel is offensive to me as a Christian. Now I want to know who's flag to burn because of this?
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Old 06-06-2006, 09:08 AM   #5
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You can't go wrong with Irans??
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Old 06-06-2006, 10:14 AM   #6
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That was a funny one!
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Old 06-06-2006, 11:36 AM   #7
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and to think that all those centuries of holy wars trying to capture the "mother land" were wasted...
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Old 06-06-2006, 12:32 PM   #8
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The novel is offensive to me as a Christian. Now I want to know who's flag to burn because of this?
Don't confuse religion and nationalism, there's enough of that going around already.

And are not all truths real?
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Old 06-06-2006, 04:23 PM   #9
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"Don't confuse religion and nationalism, there's enough of that going around already."

I would guess that the earlier poster was referring to certain folks burning Danish and other flags after the "cartoon incident".
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Old 06-06-2006, 05:14 PM   #10
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The upkeep of the site is paid for out of the profits of a local yoghurt factory
For some strange reason ths was the funniest part of the article for me...
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:39 PM   #11
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For some strange reason ths was the funniest part of the article for me...
I thought that was pretty funny too.

But hold onto your hats. It appears that Jesus is not actually buried in Japan. I found a more convincing and reputable source than a mere newspaper. This scholarly website from "The Online Centre for Jesus in India" asserts that Jesus is actually buried in Kashmir, India.

http://www.tombofjesus.com/home.htm

Obviously, the work of scholars trumps the work of mere reporters.

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