...from the land where Beaver Football fans dwell
Subj: Two Guys from Corvallis Oregon
Two guys from Corvallis die and wake up in hell.
The devil goes to their room to see how much they are suffering. It is very hot in hell.
He opens the door to find the two guys wearing Beaver jackets, hats, and mittens, and smiling.
"What are you doing?" Demands the devil, "Why aren't you suffering?
It is HOT down here!" The two men reply "We are from Corvallis, the land of cold and rain
and ice. We don't get many nice days like this there, so we have to enjoy them while we got em."
Infuriated, the devil slams the door, and turns up the heat in hell. People all over hell are screaming in agony. The next day he goes back to check on the guys from Corvallis.
Today, they are still smiling, wearing their Beaver jackets, enjoying themselves!
The devil cries "Why aren't you suffering??? It is hotter today then Yesterday!!"
The two men shrug their shoulders and reply "We are from Corvallis, the land
of cold and rain and ice. Like we told you yesterday, we have to
enjoy these days while we got em."
The devil slams the door, he is very angry. He goes and turns the heat as hot as it can go. The rest of the people in hell are screaming in agony, it is so hot!
He checks on the Beaver Fans again. This time, their jackets are off, they are grilling sausage and drinking beer, and having a blast!!
"WHAT???" Cries the devil.
"Sir, we don't get many nice days like this in Corvallis." They explain. "On
days like this, you gotta have a cookout and take advantage of it!!"
The devil slams the door. He thinks for a minute. These guys love the heat because they live in the land of cold and ice and rain. He decides to fix them once and for all.
The devil shuts off all the heat in hell. People are screaming and crying in agony. He runs to check on the men from Corvallis.
The two men from Corvallis are wearing their Beaver jackets, mittens, and hats, and jumping around screaming in joy, like madmen!!!
The devil is dumbfounded. "What is going on here?" He said "I turn up the heat, I turn off the heat, why aren't you miserable???"
"You don't understand" They cry, "When hell freezes over, it must mean that the Beavers have won the Rose Bowl!
[This message has been edited by Gone Fishin (edited 11-15-2000).]