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Old 05-26-2006, 03:50 PM   #1
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A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned," I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"



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Old 05-26-2006, 04:36 PM   #2
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Old 05-26-2006, 04:49 PM   #3
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Yea but, the really bad news is, it was an Oregon State Trooper making the stop . . . . .
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Old 05-26-2006, 05:00 PM   #4
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Now that is funny.
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Old 05-26-2006, 09:19 PM   #5
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. . . at which point, the officer said, "You're free to go. Sorry, Governor, I didn't recognize you."
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Old 05-30-2006, 09:28 AM   #6
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Hey, hey , hey, I object. That is too close to real to be funny.

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Old 06-12-2006, 03:33 PM   #7
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too funny.
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Old 06-12-2006, 06:13 PM   #8
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Old 06-12-2006, 09:36 PM   #9
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the freshmen class at my school did that for a skit during spirit week.it was hilarious!
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