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09-22-2000, 01:50 AM
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Planet Gamakatzu Attacked!
It must have been a cold day in hell, the peacefull hooks inhabiting Gamakatzu were having their worst fear realized. Ship after ship coming from Sampo descended out of the sky, loaded with the ball-bearinged swivel invaders.
The swivels war-party came across a young worm-hook, only size 12, and said "Take Me to Your Leader!!" the defiant youth simply replied "Knot"
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09-22-2000, 06:54 AM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: Planet Gamakatzu Attacked!
WHOA!! sounds like somebody is doing a little pre-partying before the I-Fish party? 
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09-22-2000, 09:34 PM
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Re: Planet Gamakatzu Attacked!
It gets even worse. The swivels prepared to torture the information out of the poor hook. Just before he was de-barbed the hook screamed "Weight" After a rather pointed conversation, they formulated the plan to assume control. It worked, even after running into a couple snags.
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09-23-2000, 01:26 AM
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Mr. Carkington
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: Planet Gamakatzu Attacked!
Ruh??? Rut roh raggy!
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09-23-2000, 03:58 AM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: Planet Gamakatzu Attacked!
ZOIKES!!!!
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09-23-2000, 05:57 AM
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AdminiMom
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: Planet Gamakatzu Attacked!
I know, I know.... Corky, the x leader of the tribe had been released because he broke line, right?
And Anvil had to go too, he had been drinking and was a wee bit wobbly.
Rooster tail was spinning out of control, and the whole anchor team was dragging.
And everyone knows the milky egg team were a bunch of mooches.
But all was not lost. A rainbow appeared on the planet spinner and things began to hook up.
J
[This message has been edited by Jennie@ifish (edited 09-23-2000).]
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09-23-2000, 08:29 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Albany, OR
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Re: Planet Gamakatzu Attacked!
You guys are just plain SILLY! 
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09-23-2000, 11:20 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: May 2000
Location: where the fish are!
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Re: Planet Gamakatzu Attacked!
Silly, I don't think so. Kids at heart, you bet! I wish there were more like them!!!! RW
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09-24-2000, 05:03 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: olympia washington
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Re: Planet Gamakatzu Attacked!
Can I have some of the same water you all drank.
Superfly
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09-24-2000, 07:49 PM
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Steelhead
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Estacada, OR
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Re: Planet Gamakatzu Attacked!
Superfly,
I think you finished it off Sat. night.
Crusty
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09-25-2000, 04:32 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Salem, OR
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Re: Planet Gamakatzu Attacked!
After the monstrous assault on their planet, the hook's emperor got his hackles up, and let loose the Royal Wulff. Realizing that it wasn't safe to drift with all the swivels around, it decided to fly instead. After dodging backcasts and low branches, the Royal Wulff. The Royal Wulff landed in the midst of the swivels. One of the swivels tried to give the alarm, but no one believed him because he had already cried "Wulff" three times already when there was no Wulff. The Royal Wulff flashed his badge and shouted "I'm with vice!" He cracked his whip finish, and herded them all into the ifish.net.
happybrew
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