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03-16-2006, 07:23 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Scappoose Oregon
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** Marriage counselor and the kiss **
Marriage counselor and the kiss
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 45 years of marriage. The
counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade,
listing every problem they have ever had in the 45 years they've been
married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the
woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a
daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her
here Monday ! and Wednesday : but the weekend I go hunting.
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03-16-2006, 07:40 AM
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'Jumpin' Slugs'
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Kelso, Wa
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Re: ** Marriage counselor and the kiss **
:blush: :grin: 
Do whatcha gotta do! 
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03-16-2006, 07:52 AM
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Steelhead
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: portland oregon
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Re: ** Marriage counselor and the kiss **
I think I would have beet that counsler into a pulp my wife and I have only been togather 10 years but plan on being togather for ever and I take her fishing and hunting with me and she truly enjoys ever second of the cold time in the outdoors I would hope after 45 years that we would have learned enough about each other 2 know how 2 ask for attention when we need it just my 2 cents hope all of you can find a wife like mine but this one is mine (hands off)
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03-16-2006, 07:54 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Re: ** Marriage counselor and the kiss **
I'd give her taxi money for the 3rd day! 
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Fisherman: a jerk on one end, waiting for a jerk on the other end.
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03-16-2006, 08:06 AM
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Chromer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Roy, Wa
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Re: ** Marriage counselor and the kiss **
Funny stuff.....its a joke guys.....hahhahahhhahahahaaha
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Tight lines!!!!
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03-16-2006, 08:10 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Suburbia
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Re: ** Marriage counselor and the kiss **
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03-16-2006, 08:22 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Portland, OR
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Re: ** Marriage counselor and the kiss **
Someone plants a kiss on my wife...she's the one you better be afraid of.
Dan
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Good job Yellow Dog!
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03-16-2006, 09:03 AM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: S.W. Washington
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Re: ** Marriage counselor and the kiss **
Quote:
I think I would have beet that counsler into a pulp my wife and I have only been togather 10 years but plan on being togather for ever and I take her fishing and hunting with me and she truly enjoys ever second of the cold time in the outdoors I would hope after 45 years that we would have learned enough about each other 2 know how 2 ask for attention when we need it just my 2 cents hope all of you can find a wife like mine but this one is mine (hands off)
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Deep breath snaggedagain, deep breath......
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For in the end, we will conserve only what we love.
We will love only what we understand.
We will understand only what we are taught.
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03-16-2006, 09:21 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: ** Marriage counselor and the kiss **
snagged, seriously, consider decaf ok?
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03-16-2006, 10:02 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Salem
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Re: ** Marriage counselor and the kiss **
I liked it! Just change the last line to, "on the weekend I go fishing!"
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03-16-2006, 10:32 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Re: ** Marriage counselor and the kiss **
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I think I would have beet that counsler into a pulp my wife and I have only been togather 10 years but plan on being togather for ever and I take her fishing and hunting with me and she truly enjoys ever second of the cold time in the outdoors I would hope after 45 years that we would have learned enough about each other 2 know how 2 ask for attention when we need it just my 2 cents hope all of you can find a wife like mine but this one is mine (hands off)
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The sexual shrinks claim that in a marrage, the WIFE is the first to have an affair, but the HUSBAND will do it more often. HMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm 
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Fisherman: a jerk on one end, waiting for a jerk on the other end.
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