You want secrets. Well here are some:
1. Always let her think she is smarter than you.
2: I let her cut the lawn and take out the garbage. This way she thinks we are equal.
3: I don't worry about putting the toilet seat down. I took it off. Now she can't complain about it not being down.
4: We believe in sharing. She gives and I take.
5: It helps being married to a psychic. Only she knows for sure whether I'll get lucky tonight.
6. Once I came home early and caught her packing. Asked her where she was going. She told me she was going to Reno as she heard that she could make $400 a pop for what she was giving me free all these years. I started to pack my bag and she wanted to know where I was going. Told her I was going to Reno also. I wanted to see her live on $800 a year...
7:Right after we got married, I took my pants off and asked her to try them on. She said she couldn't wear them as they kept falling down. I told her to remember who wears the pants in the family. She threw me a pair of her panties and asked me to try them on. I struggled and couldn't get them over my knees. I told her I couldn't get int o her panties. She said to remember that and if I didn't change my attitude, I would never get into her panties.
Actually, my wife is at my side helping me come up with these. We will celebrate No. 27 on Aug. 18.
It helps to love and trust each other and to have a sense of humor. We also share. For example, she takes credit for everything good in our marriage and gives me credit for all the foul ups we had
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We try not to argue and if we do, I always get the last word. Yes Dear.
Hope this helps.
Giz and Mrs. Giz
Fishing in Seaside area
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