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Old 03-02-2006, 12:55 PM   #1
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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."



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Old 03-02-2006, 03:43 PM   #2
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At least she didn't take his mouse too!
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Old 03-02-2006, 04:00 PM   #3
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That was mean lucky she didnt take his favorite pole..
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Old 03-02-2006, 04:14 PM   #4
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Old 03-02-2006, 05:50 PM   #5
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now he will have to get up to change channels
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Old 03-02-2006, 06:32 PM   #6
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No, now he will spend the entire time she is gone searching for the remote.

Next time she goes shopping maybe she will find her credit cards missing...
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Old 03-02-2006, 06:45 PM   #7
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...Or if they have kids, it'll just be one more day just like all the others

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Old 03-03-2006, 04:54 AM   #8
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Ouch! That is evil!

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