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02-16-2006, 05:01 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: SALEM
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One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
DID HE GET THE DANG BIRD??????????????????
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02-16-2006, 05:05 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Mcminnville
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
yep, an old bird at that 
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02-16-2006, 05:19 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: On the BIG River, Columbia Co.
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
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02-16-2006, 05:34 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 4,452
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
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DID HE GET THE DAMN BIRD??????????????????
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He would have if that old [petunias!] wasn't standing in the way.
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02-16-2006, 05:41 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: beaverton
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
haha dont you hate it when that happens?>?? 
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02-16-2006, 06:10 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Roundabout
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
I was wondering the same thing. From the interview he did today with Brit Hume:
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HUME: And I take it you missed the bird.
CHENEY: I had no idea. You know, you're focused on the bird, but as soon as I fired and saw Harry there, everything else went out of my mind. I don't know whether the bird went down.
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02-17-2006, 01:27 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Portland
Posts: 2,970
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
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DU & Delta Member
Saltwater fish junkie
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02-17-2006, 01:35 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Happy Valley, OR
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
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GO BEAVS!!!
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02-17-2006, 01:35 PM
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Chromer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Salem
Posts: 831
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
 Newbies! There's no season on lawyers. And, Ol' Dickey was completely legal to boot, NO TAG REQUIRED!
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02-17-2006, 05:23 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Tigard
Posts: 3,042
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
Now that's funny!! Aren't they in the same genre as skunk, possums, sage rats, yotes? I'd advocate opens season and no bag limit!  Shakespear was wrong; 1000 isn't even a drop in the bucket! 
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02-18-2006, 08:05 AM
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Tuna!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Vancouver, WA
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
I'm kind of curious. Why would quail be open in February anyway?
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02-18-2006, 08:14 AM
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Chromer
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Bend, Orygun
Posts: 987
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
It's Texas. probably a high fence opperation. I wonder if that lawyer was a "Management lawyer" or if Cheney was on a trophy hunt.
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02-19-2006, 07:27 AM
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Chromer
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Medford, OR
Posts: 830
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
In the interview with Brite Hume Cheney said they were wild birds. And how would a high fence effect a bird anyway? Couldn't they just fly over it? And what constitutes a trophy for quail?
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02-19-2006, 01:28 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Oregon City
Posts: 18,109
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
I think "high fence" is simply a term for enclosed or canned hunting...
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"Yet it isn't the gold that I'm wanting
So much as just finding the gold."
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02-20-2006, 12:13 PM
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King Salmon
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: St Helens
Posts: 5,059
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
I liked the get well cards in The Edge column the other day.
You forgot to duck
Now your face is hurtin'
Just wait until you get the bill
For hospital food from Halliburton
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02-20-2006, 12:45 PM
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Guest
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Just downstream from the Hole O' Garbage'
Posts: 8,838
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
Press Release
The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead
of a quail over the weekend. A spokesman noted that lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to season limitations or bag limit.
It was further noted that lawyer hunting was
encouraged as the state is overrun with the pesky creatures. A local food critic said contrary to rumor lawyers do not taste like chicken, but rather like bovine dung which is a major component of their composition.
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02-20-2006, 04:05 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: SALEM
Posts: 2,893
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
Quote:
Press Release
The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead
of a quail over the weekend. A spokesman noted that lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to season limitations or bag limit.
It was further noted that lawyer hunting was
encouraged as the state is overrun with the pesky creatures. A local food critic said contrary to rumor lawyers do not taste like chicken, but rather like bovine dung which is a major component of their composition.
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ROTFLMAO!
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02-20-2006, 05:47 PM
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Sturgeon
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 4,452
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
Quote:
Quote:
Press Release
The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead
of a quail over the weekend. A spokesman noted that lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to season limitations or bag limit.
It was further noted that lawyer hunting was
encouraged as the state is overrun with the pesky creatures. A local food critic said contrary to rumor lawyers do not taste like chicken, but rather like bovine dung which is a major component of their composition.
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ROTFLMAO!
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LMAO
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02-20-2006, 09:28 PM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 3,032
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
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Why would quail be open in February anyway?
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In Texas, quail season runs Oct 29 - Feb 26.
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Simon Peter saith unto them, I go a fishing. They say unto him, We also go with thee. They went forth, and entered into a ship immediately; and that night they caught nothing. -- John 21:3
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03-07-2006, 11:27 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Beaverton & Welches, OR, USA
Posts: 24,490
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
"NEW TEXAS LAW
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the national highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.
The source was quoted to say " All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the balls to do it".
In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license. Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will
be all year long.
The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year. Other states are considering similar hunting license stamps."
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03-07-2006, 11:37 AM
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Redmond, OR
Posts: 2,196
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Re: One last thing about Cheney, then I\'m done
I hope Oregon comes out with a Tourist Stamp... There is already a Tourist Season. But I've never drawn a tag.
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