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Old 03-11-2004, 09:19 PM   #1
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“I scelected a fat buffaloe and shot him very well, through the lungs; while I was gazeing attentively on the poor anamal discharging blood in streams from his mouth and nostrils, expecting him to fall every instant, and having entirely forgotton to reload my rifle, a large white, or reather brown bear, had perceived and crept on me within 20 steps before I discovered him; in the first moment I drew up my gun to shoot, but at the same instant recolected that she was not loaded and that he was too near for me to hope to perform this opperation before he reached me, as he was then briskly advancing on me; it was an open level plain, not a bush within miles nor a tree within less than three hundred yards of me; the river bank was sloping and not more than three feet above the level of the water; in short there was no place by means of which I could conceal myself from this monster untill I could charge my rifle; in this situation I thought of retreating in a brisk walk as fast as he was advancing untill I could reach a tree about 300 yards below me, but I had no sooner terned myself about but he pitched at me, open mouthed an full speed, I ran about 80 yards and found he gained on me fast, I then run into the water the idea struk me to get into the water to such debth that I could stand and he would be obliged to swim, and that I could in that situation defend myself with my espontoon; accordingly I ran haistily into the water about waist deep, and faced about and presented the point of my espontoon, at this instant he arrived at the edge of the water within about 20 feet of me; the moment I put myself in this attitude of defence he sudonly wheeled about as if frightened, declined the combat on such unequal grounds, and retreated with quite as great precipitation as he had just before pursued me.”

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Old 03-12-2004, 05:09 AM   #2
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How do we know that that isn't just a hunting story..............
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Old 03-12-2004, 06:11 PM   #3
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We know it is history and not a hunting story because a hunting story would begin:

There he was, the greatest bull buffaloe of the herd, running straight away from me at topmost gaite, 460 cubits distant, dodgingg through the trees, bushes and boulders, in and outte of the swales. I raised my musket to my shoulder
and was just then distracted by a poison viper biting my shinne. Neverthelesse, even as my conciousness failed me, I fired through the Force 8 crosswinde, my ball striking the great beaste completely through the humppe, cleaving his brain in twain and dropping himme in his trackes. My comrades revived me with a great purgative and we continued on.

THAT is how a hunting story starts! Well, it's pretty much how my hunting stories start... :grin:
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