Leading cause of death in Men

[BrotherWolf]

Leading cause of death in Men

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his
wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something
in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the
driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for
Saturday.

[younggun20]

I've heard that one before, but I every time I hear it. Cody

[ehunter]

Thanks bad day but that made my

[InBassPursuit]

Now that's funny!

[RoscoeP]

I told that one to my wife the other day.....even she thought it was funny, much to my relief!!!