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Old 09-30-2011, 08:28 AM   #1
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Default Twas the night before deer season

And all through the tent not a creature was stirring, except that da* mouse...

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Old 09-30-2011, 11:46 AM   #2
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The road hunters are checking their oil levels and window switches, lining the dash with boxes of ammo, and filling their truck coolers with Busch and Keystone light.
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:53 AM   #3
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The road hunters are checking their oil levels and window switches, lining the dash with boxes of ammo, and filling their truck coolers with Busch and Keystone light.
Ummmmm my dash has cheese in a can and i drink olympia . Whats the ammo for?
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:56 AM   #4
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Default Re: Twas the night before deer season

The deer begin their plans to stay away, they come up with the plan "let's not move all day!"
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Old 09-30-2011, 04:52 PM   #5
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.........The young hunters where nestled in their beds, While visions of Big Bucks and Does danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, all angry at dad, Because of the time spent preparing his bag.

When morning came round, coffee so warm, The hunters where wondering “Is it going to storm?”
Watching their videos getting all pumped, Making sure their guts unload by taking a dump.
Getting in their camouflage, and all the hunting stuff, Firing up their Scent Smokers and watching them puff.
Load up in the vehicles and off to the woods, Hoping they remembered everything they should.

I'm this way before Elk Season, for me Oct. 24th here in Idaho. I think I need a new copy of Jermiah Johnson. I've worn it out.

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Old 09-30-2011, 07:32 PM   #6
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i havent even started getting my gear ready but i did pick up some beer
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Old 09-30-2011, 07:33 PM   #7
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i havent even started getting my gear ready but i did pick up some beer

what else do you need? maybe some seeds they go good with beer.
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:35 AM   #8
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The deer & elk was reading the 2011 Oergon Big Game Regulations GOOD LUCK
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Old 10-01-2011, 09:52 AM   #9
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Sounds like some are going to be drinking beer instead of being sober and looking for deer.

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