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Old 03-28-2013, 08:44 AM   #1
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Ammunition is getting really scarce

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo for my three rifles.
On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy."

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded, "Well, what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"

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Old 03-28-2013, 12:33 PM   #2
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Dang she must be hitting all the gas stations, cept she was a brunette
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Old 03-28-2013, 01:41 PM   #3
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Ammo hungry chicks. Whodathunkit What did you get in return?
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Old 03-29-2013, 04:38 AM   #4
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Old 03-29-2013, 09:28 AM   #5
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Some people will just do anything for ammo! Sick just really sick!
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Old 03-29-2013, 02:50 PM   #6
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Another version of the joke:

An older gentleman was in the Valley picking up some ammunition. He had to gas up before heading back.
A beautiful young woman pulls in next to him to fill up. She happens to see all the ammunition.
The Beautiful young thing then says: “Sex for Ammo??”
He thought about it for a second and said:
“What type of Ammo you got?”
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