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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Beaverton, OR, USA
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[Source unknown] Driveline Vibration Issue - Possible Root Cause
This guy ran over a mattress and decided to keep going. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to put a tear in the gas tank, the subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought this vehicle to its knees. It had still managed to drive 30 more miles decently with a 60lb tangle wrapped around the driveshaft. He complained that the vehicle had a "shimmy" when driving it high speeds. This is what the dealership found.............. ![]() ![]()
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Chromer
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Newberg
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I used to deal with stuff like this back when I was turning a wrench. It always went something like this:
Me: Wow. These bearings are shot. Did you ever grease them? Driver: Grease them? Me: It is in the operator's manual. Driver: Operator's manual? Me: Didn't you notice any kind of vibration changes in the equipment? Driver: Oh yeah.... I guess that I do remember a weird sound and a shimmy starting a couple of days ago. Me: And you didn't think to stop and check it out or at least tell me? ![]() Driver: <insert blank look here> Good equipment operators are so hard to find.....
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At what point was it decided that it was intellectually honest to blame an inanimate object for the actions of a human being?
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Coho
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Lebanon
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OMG!!!
That a good one!!
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Quote:
Me - - good morning, how may I help you? Customer - - I loaned my mower to my neighbor and now it won't run. It's only a year old. Me - - (checking it over) Gee, it seems to be seized-up. (checking oil level) Wow, there's no oil in here. The oil is supposed to be here at the top of the reservoir filler and you only have a (sticking my pinkie finger into the oil pan and showing him the very black oil dot on that finger) trace at the very bottom. Customer - - (very indignant) Well! It had oil in it when it was new, didn't it? ![]() ![]()
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King Salmon
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: S.E. Portland
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Don, I think that one has a fuel filter problem. Driveline looks pretty good.
WOW!
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: lapine oregon
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must be a dodge
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Steelhead
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newberg, Or
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That looks like a "how to do it yourself spring removal" from a mattress. Is there really that much spring material in a mattress?????????? WOW!!!
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Tuna!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Vancouver, WA
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Yamhill Co.
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I hope the owner of that mattress Jumped off? Nah, Might be stuck in the Fan Blades.
Could be reason Truck is over heating.. Too funny.. so true on how people drive!!.. |
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Mar 2006
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That is a great one!
I deal with warranty issues on class 8 trucks. Some of our dealers send us some pretty spectacular pics from time to time. A log truck with a full load of logs that burned when the driver tossed a cable high over the load and hooked an overhead powerline.... regards, aw |
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Tuna!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: The People's Republic of Eugene
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Don't know why but this reminds me of the joke with the punch line of:
"OK lady, it's your elk! Just let me get my saddle off of it!" ![]() ![]()
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Quote:
I've seen that one . . . Don
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Tuna!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Lebanon, Oregon
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Hahahaha some people are just not too bright...
This is something my brother would do. He's real book smart... not too street smart though..
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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'Anyone wanting to try this our on a somewhat smaller scale; I see there's a free twin mattress over on the Classifieds.
![]() Just be sure to post-up your result photos. Don
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Steelhead
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Woodland
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Talk about being wrapped tight
I have a friend that did almost the same thing with the remains of a barbwire fence.
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Ifish Nate
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Toledo Wa
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I gotta get under my truck and check for one of those mattresses.I have a heck of a vibration.
![]() Maybe snow packed in the wheels.Plus I have a ujoint going out. I hate changing ujoints on Toyotas. |
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Tuna!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Colton
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Reponse of building owner when told of problem, "I haven't had to spend a dime on that elevator in 79 yrs. , i don't see why i should start now !!
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King Salmon
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Forest Grove, OR
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I'm surprised the drive shaft didn't fall off before he ran out of gas
That's a lot of extra stress on those u-jointsOther people's kids... ![]() -jokester
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King Salmon
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: S.W. Washington
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Now you know what happens when your muffler bearing blows out.
Box springs?? Naw. Muffler bearing.
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Steelhead
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Just imagine the stereo that pickup must have.
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Chromer
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Central Oregon
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I wondered where my cable chains went!
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Now, I think you might just have the answer there!
![]() Don
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