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#1 ·
Should have been here yesterday.

What plug?


Post em up!
 
#109 ·
People, if your comment is no longer on the thread it is because it was inappropriate or contained a salty double meaning.

Let's keep it clean. Thanks. :wink:

"I won't jerk " said the steelhead fisherman to the walleye guide

"Was that an elk or a squirrel" said the deaf timber faller to his grandson

"when the bell rings stay calm" said the son-in-law to the mother-in-law just before he jumped over her the card table and fire to set the hook.

"Why is your line slack" My grandson ask when I returned from checking in with my cronies for longer than I should have.
 
#61 ·
Where did you catch that? In the mouth. In the water.

Where did you shoot that? In the lungs. In the woods.

Did you catch anything? No, but I shot a bunch of stuff.

Are those hunting dogs? This one thinks she is, the other one actually is.

If you want a hunting dog, why are you getting a Labrador?
 
#66 ·
Him: "How would you have done it?"
Me: "Well...I wouldn't have done it THAT way!"


"Did you actually hook the downrigger ball TO something before you threw it over?"


"Oh (crap)...Did I do that?" (said just after my buddy turns around a realizes he hung his #5 Blue Fox in my chin. And we're the only two in the boat!!!) -- You're welcome Paul :D


"The (Fish, Elk, Deer, etc.) are where you find them!"


At the boat ramp launching one morning in the dark, "PLOP" "Uhh, Kev...what just fell in the water???"


Ahh....the list could go on and on! :laugh: These are all great guys, keep em' coming!

-jokester
 
#67 ·
from my uncle to our best fishing buddy on his brand new 30.000 dollar duckworth. nice boat, but one problem, wheres the net. :doh: or 4 went fishing three came back.
 
#72 ·
Two I remember that still make me laugh today.

Guy launches his raft next to us on the Yakima River. River is roaring with irrigation water @ 4,200 CFS.
The guy looks at us and asks, "Which way do I go?"
My buddy says "most people go downstream, but you can go upstream if you'd like"

Launch at a bridge for a float. Float all day and we are approaching the take out at another bridge.
Guest in the boat says "hey, I recognize this place. This is where we started this morning!" We must have been fishing the Circular River that day...:D
 
#74 ·
Hey do you smell popcorn (its not popcorn)

can't catch a fish if your lines not in the water

it only takes 5 mins to make a bad day a great day

FISH FISH FISH Oh sorry just some seaweed

Oh and my faverate whats that sound (zzz zzzz zzz zzz) OH FISH FISH FISH OH ITS MY ROD !!

Just one more cast

wheres the anchor ball

It was this big
 
#76 ·
1. O-Dark thirty.

2.I'm number 2 when your in the woods.

3.We got em like you ain't never seen.

4.Once in a lifetime! (followed by an arrogant laugh)

5.When is the last time you put gas in this thing?

6.Hang with me I will get you there.

7.Mr Big! I'm here to tell you!

8.I'd rather be lucky than good!

9.Sit down, cover up, and shut up!

10.You know what the biggest room in the world is ? (room for improvement!)
 
#78 ·
Know why fish jump? To get out of the water.

One more and the one we're after and we'll have two!

Sure wish the wind would blow.

Too wet to plow, too cold to plant, might as well fish.

Yep, that WAS a bite.

Next time yank like somebody is trying to steal your purse!

If it doesn't rain it sure is missing a good opportunity.
 
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