Brine
07-12-2003, 12:01 AM
In an effort to do my part for the wholesomeness of the entire Willamette Valley watershed, I agree that on Tuesday, August 19 in the Salem Sportman's Warehouse area parking lot between the hours of 8-9 am, I will pay 10 cents for each and every dead pike minnow(DPM) ( must be 7" or over) delivered. I'll even accept Columbia River DPM's, no questions asked. :wink:
I'm tempted to limiting it to the first 1000 fish or $100, because of the anticipated excitement. Although, the thought of what I could do with perhaps 10,000 DPM is intriguing, maybe even worth the $1000 it costs me.
It would also be worth the carniverous weight of 10,000 PM eating 10 smolt/year(a fictitious number(one I madeup)) which = 100,000 more smolt out to the COlumbia. GIven a potential return of 5% from there; that's 5000 more adults. I'm not sure how much a returning adult salmon/stlhd is worth, but I believe it's more than the 20cents/fish invested.
So 10cents, in reality probably won't get me 10,000 DPM, even at the generous offering of 7" or better. :grin: Anybody else want to throw their dimes on the table ? graemlins/stupid.gif It would be a great gag and guaranteed fun time. :dance: Maybe we could even attract some media attention for the underappreciated Willamette River Pikeminnow whacker. :bowdown:
What does a guy do with 10,000 DPM. :grin:
Crab Bait ?
I'm tempted to limiting it to the first 1000 fish or $100, because of the anticipated excitement. Although, the thought of what I could do with perhaps 10,000 DPM is intriguing, maybe even worth the $1000 it costs me.
It would also be worth the carniverous weight of 10,000 PM eating 10 smolt/year(a fictitious number(one I madeup)) which = 100,000 more smolt out to the COlumbia. GIven a potential return of 5% from there; that's 5000 more adults. I'm not sure how much a returning adult salmon/stlhd is worth, but I believe it's more than the 20cents/fish invested.
So 10cents, in reality probably won't get me 10,000 DPM, even at the generous offering of 7" or better. :grin: Anybody else want to throw their dimes on the table ? graemlins/stupid.gif It would be a great gag and guaranteed fun time. :dance: Maybe we could even attract some media attention for the underappreciated Willamette River Pikeminnow whacker. :bowdown:
What does a guy do with 10,000 DPM. :grin:
Crab Bait ?