Carrots, the reel story

[ZaQ]

We have received lots of questions about where the carrots thing came into play. Not all of it was encouraging. I thought I would clear things up and try to keep our keesters out of the hot water.
Team carrots fished hard for a week straight just a bit ago (I think our total numbers were sumpin like 18 for 29 takedowns or something crazy, you guys saw the pictures). Anyhow, almost everyday we were out there this family of four, guy wife and a couple of rugrats were in the hogline with us. They were just slaying the fish. :shocked: We noticed that everyday the kids and mother were eating carrots. We thought to ourselves that this HAD to have sumpin to do wit it! :shrug: We brew up some special bait oil that was orange and it has been hooking fish through the roof. Thus the term carrot milk.

Basically the carrots and carrot milk is no different than the ever popular bannanas and banananana oil. Dig?????

What is in our mysterious orange mixture? That one is truly a secret. graemlins/berry.gif

PS Get your minds out of the gutter!!!! :laugh:

[Hogmaster]

And if you believe that I have a slightly used bridge you might be interested in buying...

:grin: :grin: :grin:

[Fish Hawg]

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[5-Cents]

ZaQ's story is true. :shrug: It's unfortunate that he had to say anything but people always want to assume the worst. graemlins/berry.gif graemlins/stupid.gif Fortunately my mind is not in the gutter but thinking about those beautiful fish I am going to catch tomorrow with batch 23, it contains just a hint of garlic and the essence lemons! :grin:

[Hogmaster]

OK OK OK. It is true. But what about, "The Rest of The Story"???

:grin: :grin: :grin:

Love,

Hogmaster

[Hawgs n Harleys]

Nice job on all those fish, but what's the deal with that little dancing carrot?? Seems just a little too happy to me. :tongue:

[fishnxtc]

It is always' the ones looking up who cause a problem. It is sad there cannot be a little entertainment and fun on this site without somebody ruining it graemlins/berry.gif . It was all something that was between team carrot milk and was blown up into a gaint conspiracy thinking there are underlining mean :whazzup: . As most of you know team carrot milks mind are never in the gutter unless there might be a springer :tongue: there................Chris

[5-Cents]

Hawgs & Harleys have you ever seen a sad dancing carrot :shrug:
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I THINK NOT :grin:

[5-Cents]

Are there springers in the gutter :shrug: Thats it I am rigging up right now :wink:

[Fish Hawg]

graemlins/applause.gif :cheers: graemlins/applause.gif well said fishnxtc

[5-Cents]

Chris is right. graemlins/applause.gif Let's have a little fun without thinking the worst of everybody graemlins/dork.gif Times are hard enough right now and Ifish has always been a place for me to get away from REAL life. :grin: Everyone take a deep breath and pop that pill... now dont you feel better :wink:

[Mojo]

And you all thought TEAM MOOSE DROOL was crazy. I think Team Carrots is great. The dancing Carrots aren't as cool as a Drooling Moose, but they are close. Keep catching them, and keep posting pics!

:cheers:

[Stew]

You guys left one bottle of it at the Hillsboro Bi-Mart :wink: :grin:

[5-Cents]

Gary quit stirring the conspiracy pot with your lami :rolleyes: :grin:

[Hawgs n Harleys]

5-cents - hope you know I was just kidding. What do I know I havent even figured out how to attach an avatar yet!
My boy cracked up laughing when he saw the giant Dancing Carrots :cool:

[Fshklr]

Zaq,
I enjoyed the whole carrot joke and saga :laugh: ..and had fun with you guys with my carrot processing plant pics. It was great to see you guys (Team Carrot Milk) slayin-em and keeping a great sense of humor while posting it too. graemlins/applause.gif :bowdown: :cheers: Keep up the hookin and clownin!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin:

[Bobby Ray]

http://www.ifish.net/uploads/223916104.jpg
" I plead the 5th "


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[ 04-15-2003, 08:38 PM: Message edited by: big n bright ]

[5-Cents]

H&H I know you are just joshin and so am I. Thats whats fun about all of this... Know what I mean Vern??? :grin:

I think you need 200 posts before you can add an avatar.

:cheers:

[5-Cents]

:laugh: :laugh: Bobby :laugh: :laugh:

[weekend warrior]

I'm just trying to figure out how someone can make something bad out of carrot milk, and that annoying dancing carrot?

It just comes across to me as some guys that were slaying the springers have some fun with everybody and joking amungst themselves.

You guys are entertaining even when i can't relate to all of those fish pics.

Someone has to show all of us how to do it and you guys took amongst yourselves to be the designated forum info booth with the 101 ?'s following every post. graemlins/idea.gif

Didn't hear any complaints when you guys were giving out all of the pointers.

You guys rock, keep it up :cheers:

Later Geoff

[Fish Hawg]

:shocked: :laugh: :bowdown: B&B

[Land Shark]

OK OK ........now what in the heck am I supposed to do with the 5 gallons of Carrot extract I just bought ........... :shocked:

[ZaQ]

Yeah, what they said. To all you suckers who thought it was something obscene....... graemlins/berry.gif

[Twoshottom]

I agree with weekend warrior. I enjoyed the humor and the fish pics. You guys obviously work hard at it and definitely put the spank on the springers. :bowdown:
I would like to know how many ifishers where out there fishing their kwikfish with a carrot wrap. :smile:

[Tilla]

You be bait real soon!
:wink:

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[King Fisher]

Is team carrot heading out to the usual spot tomorrow. We'll be watchin with binocs to see what's in that misterious concauction. :grin: (did I spell that right?) graemlins/1zhelp.gif

[Jennie@ifish]

For those of you who don't realize, there were posts deleted that were sexual references to the carrot saga... We deleted the responses that had gone there.

Enjoy your carrots, if you must!
I'm certainly not going to take the blame for what others have posted, nor the insinuation that we wouldn't allow you your fun. Some people ruin it for all, and I don't see them taking responsibility... Oh well, that's the way the ball bounces. I always end up taking the heat, but I'm a big girl. :smile:

I thought it was fun, too, even though ZaQ refused to tell me the story!

I enjoyed it until, until..... :rolleyes:

and the "until" would have spiraled way, way deeper in the gutter!!!
:smile:

Apologies were accepted from the posters, and we moved on...

MEN!

Jen

[ 04-16-2003, 06:16 AM: Message edited by: Jennie@ifish ]

[jdbrightfish]

carrot juice ....... yeah right now I have heard everything , yeah I know I was one of those people that was asking whats up with the carrot juice deal and I just believe some people have it, some just get lucky and brag about it . Honest guys I meant nothing by it. he he he :smile:

[Kruechief]

Uhhhh....,

Team Carrot, it wasn't you guys it was guys like me that have to take "smack" to another level. :blush:

You see, I wrote you a little poem titled, "Twas the Night Before Flotilla".

And in it I made reference to your carrots, roots, and nubbins… polishing, squeezing etc…

So, it was not your Carrot Team that drew the unwanted attention but my inappropriate remarks regarding your moniker that was the problem.

I apologize :grin:

Loren (Krue)

PS: I still think it is a phallic symbol :shocked: :grin:

[fishnxtc]

Krue no need to say sorry I found it pretty funny and was glad I wasn't the one that came up with the poem. I think the most of us here are adult enough to fiqure out when someone is just pullin' your leg. Wait come to think about it maybe some of us don't know when are leg is being pulled graemlins/stupid.gif ...............chris

[Kruechief]

Thanks Chris,

You know it is just envy... :wink: :tongue:

Krue graemlins/dork.gif

[norms gone fishing too]

Krue
I have captured a carrot and am in the process of interrogation. Will post pic’s if not too graphic. We have ways of making carrots talk. See you sat with all the carrots secrets. :grin: :grin: :grin:

Norm and the vegamatic :shocked:

Should have some special scents too
:dance:

[Kruechief]

Norm,

Excellent! graemlins/applause.gif

Beware them carrots are crafty and may try the ol' bait and switch on you. :shocked:

BTW, the "Re-Pete is loaded and sitting in wait for "Mission Salad Bar". :rolleyes:

Krue

[5-Cents]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[ZaQ]

Oh this is going to be rich on Saturday. Krue, you might wanna just stay home.....

[norms gone fishing too]

Its not krue you need to worry about.I have the vegamatic and the captured carrot. The interagation is in progress and he is starting to bend and tell the secrets of carrots

norm and the well used vegamatic

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[Kruechief]

Sorry Zaq,

I wouldn't miss that look of defeat on your face next Saturday for nothing! :tongue:

5-cents,

Laugh now, cry later! :wink:


Norm,

As soon as the carrot spills the beans on the special sauce feel free to do unthinkable acts to him that you wouldn't even think of doing to a farm animal! :wink:

Krue

[Nanook]

[ 07-14-2003, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: ****** ]

[norms gone fishing too]

They will talk i know they will
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they can't hold out much longer :grin: :grin:
and we will have all there secrets :dance: :grin:

[ 04-18-2003, 12:47 AM: Message edited by: norms gone fishing too ]

[bait boy]

if Carrots could talk carrots flash (http://www.chridmeister.co.uk/flash/carrot.html)

[ZaQ]

Baitboy, that was good, thanks.

******, I have 3 months until I am 30, so I am getting in all the cheap shots I can before I get old like the rest of you guys. graemlins/berry.gif

Norm, that was a great picture. Thanks for all the good posts gentlemen.


One final dance!

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[AtWorkALot]

Will someone save me some shredded carrots this weekend? My Mom is making a jello mold for Easter. Coot...Coot...Coot...Coot.... graemlins/dork.gif

[Fshklr]

Baitboy.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Anychance of editing that and replacing the pic with the heads of Team Carrot Milk! :grin: graemlins/applause.gif :laugh:

[5-Cents]

Good one Bait Boy. graemlins/applause.gif

As all of you can see carrots dont talk. No torture nor any amount of processing will get them to tell you what our secrets are! :grin:

[Stew]

Zaq you're kind of like the Ringo Starr of your springer fishing team for tomorrow huh? :tongue:

[Kruechief]

Stew,

More like Cousin It on the Addams Family :tongue:

Krue

[ZaQ]

Too young to get the Ringo Starr reference. You are dating yourself.

[Stew]

Originally posted by ZaQ:
Too young to get the Ringo Starr reference. You are dating yourself. <font size="2" face="verdana,arial,helvetica">Right place at the right time...... :wink:

[5-Cents]

Z-Dog will show all you guys in the AM! :cheers:

[fishnxtc]

Go to bed shane......................Chris

[norms gone fishing too]

After a litte jose and bud that there carrot spilled every thing

well i think it did its a little fussy.

maybe six shots was a few to many during the interagation


norm

[ZaQ]

Good morning all, team carrots, lets go rip some lips!!!!!

[Kruechief]

Team "Shock and Awe" is ready to lay down the smack and put the fish in the sack! :cool: :tongue: :wink:

Krue

[Nanook]

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