You know your a fishermen when (archives)

[Bobby Ray]

I was just doing some searching in the archives and I ran across this, I remember when it came out and it just cracked me up!

So, I thought I'd share it with all the newbies maybe someone wants to add to it.


CLICK HERE
You know your a fishermen when (http://www.ifish.net/cgi-local/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=26;t=008237#000007)

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[ 02-13-2003, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: big n bright ]

[rhansme]

Along the same line....

a.. Reasons Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex... You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
b.. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet > if you become famous.
c.. Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago
d.. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
e.. When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together. If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you fish with someone else. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself
f.. When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
g.. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment
h.. There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
i.. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
>>interest in it.
j.. Your Fishing partner will never say, again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about

[Bobby Ray]

rhansme,

That's too funny :grin:

[outfishem]

That was great reading I wish there could be more of those IFISH jokes. Hats off to all of you who wrote them. They really got me especially the one that said: "you know when you're a fisherman when your home page is IFISH.NET" I think it should apply to all fishermen. :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[slamin salmon]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thats funny, thanks rhansme. SS :dance: