taking applications

[Dan Christopher]

ugly green and myself will be fishing the sturgeon challenge and we are looking for a third sturgeon God to add to the boat.. qualifications are as follows.

1) you know what a sturgeon looks like and bites like.
2) you don't need a baby sitter (important)
3) and can type 40 words a minute

to all sturgeon challenge contestants. This is not the bashing thread so please, serious inquires only. I will discuss applicants with
( MR.) uglygreen and will post a winner afterwards thanks boys and girls. :cool:

[Catch 22]

I'm requesting permission to board Captain!!!

[Catch 22]

I actually only meet the first qualification. Thank goodness you didn't state applicants should have to meet all three!!! :grin:

[NEUTRON]

Whoooaaa, someone gets an opportunity to fish with the LEDGENDARY Mad Wiz....Dan, what's a Sturgeon? You didn't mention spelling? :wink:

[fishisabonus]

I have a pole, and smelt... I can type about 90 wpm, and I know how to reel them in.

[Miss B Haven]

madwiz - Here- you might want to screen using this test? :grin:

R U the WEAKEST LINK?

Are you the weakest link?

Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
Ready?
GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question: You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?

Answer:
If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
if you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the
first question.

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!

You're not very good at this are you?
Third Question: Very tricky math!
Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?
Scroll down for answer..

Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question
right?

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4.
Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not! Her name is Mary. Read the question again.

You ARE the WEAKEST LINK!!!!!!

Good-bye!!!
:whazzup: :grin: :wink: :depressed: :mad: graemlins/berry.gif :cheers:

[ 11-23-2002, 09:40 AM: Message edited by: Miss B Haven ]

[GoFish]

Dang, Mel!!

I was having a good day up till now :depressed:

[skein]

So what's the fourth question?

graemlins/eek13.gif

PS I can type 40 words per minute if you let me count the backspace key....

Skein

[Huntar]

If you overtook the last person, you can be in any place except last. In all probability you have simply "lapped" the slowpoke.

[fishbait]

Hey Wiz,

6'1" 225 lbs
Ugly as sin and smell like rotten smelt
Can use left arm as right elbow is kinda swollen
Have tiger stick and light sturgeon rod
Most large sturgeon fear my name
Dedicated shelf on bait fridge for sturgeon scents
Experienced captain, deck hand and bow bit@h
Allways arrives 10 min early
Damm nice guy and fun to fish with
References available on request
Available Dec 7

.................. FB

[ 11-24-2002, 04:40 PM: Message edited by: fishbait ]

[fishisabonus]

Those questions do not apply to me since I plan on being in first place at all times. :grin:

[Dan Christopher]

uglygreen check your e mail. :grin:

[Predator Dawg]

Did fishbait just describe his ideal date? :grin:

[Miss B Haven]

Dawg- It does kinda look like an add you'd see in Willamette week doesn't it? :grin: