Fishing Mojo Lost Or Stolen!

[5-Cents]

Yes, 5-Cents International Fisherman of Mystery fishing mojo has been stolen, extracted or otherwise lost somewhere between Tillamook Bay, Hillsboro, the Deschutes or John Day rivers. graemlins/1zhelp.gif

Contrary to popular belief my mojo is not brown in color (some would say I am still full of it :shocked: ) but a deep green with little blue sparkles. If you find my mojo please send me an email or give me a call as I need it ASAP! While in the boat the days are long without one's mojo.

I did get a few Ifish stickers and I did place two on my boat hoping they would attract my mojo back but unfortunately it did not work. :hoboy:

Thank you fellow Ifisher's for keeping an eye out!

:cheers:

[timinthegorge]

Sorry 5-Cents..... was that YOUR mojo I've been usin'......?????

Found it just west of the mouth of the John Day and been usin' it ever since. :grin:

Works great, and for a small shipping and handling charge I'll be happy to mail it back to ya'.....

Let's see...... how does $1.4 Million US Dollars sound? That would ALMOST clear up my credit card debt since buying this new boat. A simple transfer to my Cayman Island account would be acceptable..... :wink:

[Gus Orviston]

Mojo can't be replaced instantly...it has to be earned all over again. If you don't take care of you mojo and lose it then you have been bad....

Now chant...Mr. mojo rising,,,,got to keep on rising.... 10 thousand times. Shut to TV off and read STS for a week. That should at least replant your mojo. :grin:

OH and you can't get your mojo wet. I keep my mojo in a nice warm place and talk softy to it. Yelling only reduces your mojo.

good luck, oh, I hear my mojo calling, it's out in the garage playing in the drift boat right now.

[Redbull]

Tell me you haven't been hanging out with Hog again? :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

Feel the force Luke! Don't force it.

Yoda man!

[Fish mojo]

graemlins/eek13.gif graemlins/eek13.gif graemlins/eek13.gif graemlins/eek13.gif graemlins/eek13.gif You stay away from my mojo!! :grin: :grin: :grin:

[Hogmaster]

I read that Redbull!

I did not steal the buffalo boy's mojo!

In fact I am the restorer of mojo!

Nickle, I know how the lost mojo syndrome starts. Formerly traced it back to a fish foul for him.

Did you lose a fish when someone knocked it off? Seems I remember that in one of your posts. That can bring it on! You will be on the piscatorial radar for long distance releasing. That's where it starts.

Tim may have yours now, but the only way you'll get it back is to start imediately doing the most disgusting things you can think of while chanting, "I will not cracker fish. I will land hooked fish. " While drinking marsupial blood. Maybe some chicken bones in a wd-40 "soup". Use you imagination...

You must lose the black choppers!!

[Jettin' Fool]

I think I may have stepped in your mojo :depressed: And all this time I thought the dog ate the glitter out of my wifes arts and craft collection :shocked:

Ill scrape the rest off my shoe and return it to you if you leave an address :grin:

[Mojo]

I've been lost or stolen? Why didn't someone tell me?

[SteelieSteve]

I think it can be reactivated by:
!. Standing hip deep in the river of your choice during high winds and pouring rain for a couple hundred hours while chanting here fishy fishy fishy.
2. Stay away from bananas for 24 hours before fishing.
3. Pray to the fish gods regularly.
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