ODFW: where is my drift boat?

[Gus Orviston]

June 14 came and went and ODFW hasn't called me yet to tell me I won the drift boat! :mad: I have been waiting all year, even borrowed BOE's ride until I took delivery.

Wha't up with that? graemlins/berry.gif :tongue: :wink:

[Tanner]

You borrowed BOE's driftboat and made it back dry and alive? :grin: :tongue: :grin:

[Gus Orviston]

Well not exaclty, I did get wet and stranded, however, a full salvage was not required this time. :wink: While waiting for rescue I got hungry. Then I remembered BOEs eating habits and looked around for something to eat. I found some Cheetos under the row seat and the front dry box was packed with EGGOS!! graemlins/lurk.gif The combustable gassious ora coming from the rowing seat ignited easily, and kept me quite warm for hours, and toasted my EGGOS too!! :tongue:

I even hooked a few fish that trip. I think the boat disorients the unsuspecting fish and they open their mouths as if too....laugh.

Well I better not divulge much more since he has it up for sale. Great buy if you like EGGOs,and want a sustainable gas source :whazzup:

[Bait O' Eggs]

I know I told you that you could use the boat till I sold it, but trying to slow down the boat sale with cheap comments here is really low.

And those werent EGGOS you found and ate. The only thing I left in the boat was the container I use to keep the TP dry,.... these things you ate,.... did they look used ???? :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :sick: And you even warmed them up :hoboy:

[Gus Orviston]

I guess that explains the gassious odor ....all of the sudden I am feeling a bit faint.

Hey great job air brushing the dents out of the boat, and making it all look one color, instead of Chartruse, Pink and Blue. :grin:

I see you offered to take anybody fishing in the fall....is that because summer flows are too low for your ...dimensions? :whazzup:

[ 06-19-2002, 03:57 PM: Message edited by: Gus Orviston ]