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I_dont_know_how_to_fish
07-20-2001, 05:02 PM
I caught one of the rarest fish ever -- the talking mud dobber. These are unique fish that can only be captured by using a Wingsabba.

Ah yes, when i caught him.. the fight took a while like.. 4 hours.. He had a few friendly words for me. He gave me specific orders to venture far and wide to this message board to inform all of you that "the mud dobbers will have their revenge for being murdered for so long."

I promptly smashed his head with a mallet.
There is a life lesson to be learned here.. stop killing poor defensless mud dobbers only because of the simple fact that they're annoying.. wait until you catch a talking one and wait til he talks smack. Then unmercifully smashing his cranium with a mallet is fully warranted. images/icons/shocked.gif

DF
07-20-2001, 05:07 PM
HAHAHAHA talking mud dobber!? images/icons/shocked.gif

HAHAH !

cant stop laughing

HAHAH ! images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/shocked.gif images/icons/tongue.gif

I_dont_know_how_to_fish
07-20-2001, 08:20 PM
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Fuzzybutt & Angel
07-20-2001, 08:56 PM
Those Wingsabba's sound pretty lethal!!
We must get some supplies of them in, just in case that talking mud dobber has some freinds and relatives out there, then we can be ready for the rush ( could be like the opening day at Reiters was!! lol) images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/tongue.gif

Angel
Silent Approach Jigs (http://www.silentapproach.com)

[ 07-20-2001: Message edited by: Fuzzybutt & Angel ]

I_dont_know_how_to_fish
07-20-2001, 11:16 PM
Fuzzybutt.. about those Wingsabbas.. they aren't cheap my friend. You must be willing to pay great amounts of money for such a wonderful thing. They don't catch any 'common' fish.. only talking mud dobbers that have a tendancy to talk mad smack.

Therefore the price is $1k per Wingsabba. Place an order at the website listed below. images/icons/shocked.gif

Fuzzybutt & Angel
07-20-2001, 11:55 PM
In case you didn't notice *I_dont_know_how_to_fish * I wasn't at all serious about my post *sheeesh!* Like anyone could possibly take a post like yours serious? Maybe you should be using the search engines to promote your site, or to recruit staff, or whatever it is you are trying to do images/icons/tongue.gif

Angel

I_dont_know_how_to_fish
07-21-2001, 12:04 AM
Sheesh, i post useful information for all of you and what do i get?! i get blamed for trying to promote a site. it's all about the fish MAN, the FISH. images/icons/shocked.gif

I_dont_know_how_to_fish
07-22-2001, 02:34 PM
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Mr. Fisherman
07-22-2001, 03:56 PM
Hey,

I think he's talking smak...
GET THE MALLET! images/icons/shocked.gif ROTFLMAO images/icons/shocked.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/wink.gif

[ 07-22-2001: Message edited by: Mr. Fisherman ]

THE REEL HEY_YALL
07-23-2001, 02:21 PM
Nice site Clay, but I didn't find any pics of the talking mud dobber. I've seen a dirt dobber before, but it resembles a wasp.

DanS
07-23-2001, 04:02 PM
Isn't a mud dauber a wasp? So what's wrong with giving them the mallet trreatment?

I_dont_know_how_to_fish
07-23-2001, 08:07 PM
Blizah. I'm not on drugs, for my story about yon talking mud dobber tis true.

And "Mud Dobber" is another name for a Dog Fish, not a wasp. lol wasps dont need to talk smack before they die.. they die on sight.

Yes, upon the morrow i shall tell all of you of my wonderous discovery..again.. Plus i must speak of the second encounter with a talking mud dobber i experienced Sunday night. images/icons/shocked.gif

birdhunter
07-23-2001, 09:02 PM
Thank you merry old england. images/icons/rolleyes.gif


Does Veritech Design really want to keep ******* off potential clients?
images/icons/confused.gif What does this post really have to do with fishing? I think I speak for a lot of us when I say take your company plugs someplace else. images/icons/mad.gif

I_dont_know_how_to_fish
07-24-2001, 12:09 AM
Yes, yes i shall overlook it this time fuzzybutt, but next time i'll flog you with a mallet =)

My fishing bait post got deleted.. that was some useful info too. Not good, not good. images/icons/shocked.gif

Tanner
07-24-2001, 12:57 AM
I hope they don't require drug tests at your place of employment. images/icons/shocked.gif images/icons/rolleyes.gif