View Full Version : ahhh SEALS!
I was out in the boat yesterday just out of St. Helens marina and I was on the other side of sand island goin full bore and I see this black thing come to the surface and go back down and I say to my friend whaaaaaaat was that. he didn't know. So we stop the boat and the stupid thing surfaces right next to us. I was like GRRRR A SEAL! and then it hit me. The guys on Ifish were right. The stupid seals come up here with the fish and there are way to many seals. and then going back in the marina the stupid thing is in the no wake zone in front of the court house just swimmin along havin a goood ole time...If I didnt love my boat I might have "accidently" hit it! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif hehehehe
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Deleted User
03-10-2001, 01:55 PM
Hey Dustin, you said "I was like GRRRR A SEAL! and then it hit me". Well I for one think that if a seal hit you then it would be in self defense to 'off' the darn attacker. Know what I mean http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif hehe
Mrdorkfish
03-10-2001, 02:26 PM
RyanFish and I saw one of those fish killers across from Swan Island on Thursday....there must be something in the river to make them go up that far.....Too bad they are not included in the net count...
Mrdorkfish
Well if it would have physically hit me I would have grabbed ther oar and started beating it HAHAHAHA http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
nivtup
03-11-2001, 07:17 AM
Officer, it was self defense, I only killed it after the blood thirsty attack by the beast,
I got witnesses, ah Morgan Fairchild was in the boat with me.............
Hoosier Daddy
03-12-2001, 08:12 AM
Holy Crap, Ned! Its comin' right for us!!
Sorry, South Park.
SLEDDER
03-12-2001, 08:20 AM
Got bow will shoot! Anybody looking?
THE REEL HEY_YALL
03-12-2001, 10:59 AM
I second chnookie's reply, then whip out the RPG and toast him. If your friend is in the boat with you, then you have a witness http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Well you could always find an old beat up boat. With a force motor..( if it runs ) because if the boat is beat up and its a force motor I dont think your gonna care to much about it. Make sure your wearing a life jacket and when you see that seal "accidently" run over it.. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
chuck 'n' duck
03-12-2001, 10:37 PM
seal = speed bump
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Deleted User
03-13-2001, 12:55 AM
I've always thought that a crossbow would be an effective seal defense. Have you ever seen the teeth on those suckers?
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