ROLL CALL---For the Sequel to Deliverance.

[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

Out of the woodwork.....muh ha ha ha This is a list of the names going on Saturday. I should say a list of "cast members" muh ha ha ha Trying to tally a final number for the coroner..errr...floatilla, so if you're going, put your name on here.

1) THE REDNECK---aka protangonist (the star)

[Steelheader69]

Ok, here's my roll call....
1.16ft Aire cataraft
a.Catman on the oars (aka Steelheader69 or myself)sorry, split personality complex
b.catwoman my girlfriend Tiffany
c.catwoman's dad Don
2.9ft Steelheader cataraft
a.My friend Steve the fishchaser....
That would be it.........

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You haven't lived til you've rowed a cataraft. Friends don't let friends run Outcasts.

[Jeffhead]

I be with Dan and Os.....and somehow got volenteered to bring the Redneck from Olympia....so if I'm not there by 6:30.....call the Sheriff, send out a search party and above all.....tell my Wife I love her!!!
See ya all Saturdaze, Jeff http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ONTHEMOVE]

Can't make it on saturday,but wanted to do the party thing on friday...Let me know what is up wit dat..Justin(Kid) you be the party cordinator so I imagine sheep will be involved http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gifOr does the Sauk ranch have Chickens??and Goats?? http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gifLike to meet all you blokes!!Osprey you hittin the bars? http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

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[SAUKit2em]

That nasty rumor that Justin, aka SAUKit2em or Kid Sauk, is coming down to Oly is not a rumor but a reality. Hope all you player haters are hiding your ladies because "The Man" is coming to town!!! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Party coordinator? Not me, thanks, I'm just along for the ride, if it was left up to me, not many of the boyz would make it out Saturday morning and their wives would wonder why they had Las Vegas phone #'s on the caller ID http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Credit card receipts for the Crazy Horse II to follow! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I'm hoping that RT will regulate, I hope he will "babysit" us and we don't have to "babysit" him. Same with you, Fly. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif O's, that goes for you too!

On a more serious note, I will be coming down Friday evening and I am looking forward to meeting each and every one of you, and yes, even you hey_yall http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif Just don't get any bright ideas, boy, if I bring you up to the Sauk Ranch because my sheep have been traumatized enough as it is! My chickens haven't been the same since the SRBC was up that way, guys, duct tape holds 'em together for a while but not forever http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Goats? Haven't tried 'em yet but I hear they taste like chicken http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Justin_______________KID SAUK

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[Timber Man]

Hey you shiznit don't be Farkin with the SRBC or we will strick the wrath on ya!!You have chickens http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif? http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gifYou are doomed http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gifTeh ranch has been searched and naughty things heve been found http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gifBusted...The RANCH is closed!!you are now put on SRBC restriction.Sorry you did it!!!!I will be there friday for the laugh!! you boyz arent even as smooth as the SRBC's http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif TM

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"Just say HELL no to sovereign nation!!!!!"
SRBC Boyz



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[Deleted User]

http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Jeff, I just told my wife and kids that I love them too. I am going to spend a few hours the next couple days contacting relatives and friends as the weekend of attonement is close at hand. I am riding in Superfly's boat and we have been truely blessed ... with the challenge of keeping the 'Redneck' from jumping out of the boat into deep spots everytime we drift near a farm http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif . That could put a real damper on the fishing! Dog gone it, can anyone bring 15 to 20 heavy duty leather leashes?

Let us bow our heads for a moment ,,,,,,,,,. Amen. .....

OK, I know of several others that are supposed to come (Kris & crew, the other Jerry & crew, etc. - I think Kris has the list of committments? Or was that comitted, and out on furlough?). I don't know if they will be too embarrassed to publicly state in this thread that they are crazy enough to actually show up http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif . We'll see. .... jk. We'll see you there. And Fly and I should be the only 2 that need babysitters - if ya know what I mean. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif . - Steve (RT)

[SAUKit2em]

TM, there's no way I'm rowin' down a crowded river like the Sky or the Nooch in my tighty whiteys! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Drop in Friday night and I'll buy ya a beahh!! Be easy on my for the 'nitiation 'cause I will be SRBC soon enough http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Deleted User]

SRBC? What is that? If I should know, then I am just checking to see if you guys know. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif ... Hey Justin, you can russel up a couple babysitters for us can't ya? Keep them cute and over 21 http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif . jk .....

Since this is the latest post you Wash. guys have put up, a couple suggestions (non-serious and serious):

- In case the WDF&G has gotten wind of mentioned betting on fish catching in this thing, which is illegal, somebody needs to bring a folding card table for all you guys to pass me the money under. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif ...

- Nah, was just kidding. Actually I've posted before about being against fishing contests for salmon or steelhead as a rule of thumb; especially when luck is such a big factor and more fish are at risk of bonking or rope dragging unbonked. Not good. Besides, I have to teach 'Red' how to handle the d-boat sticks so I can fish too. It's gonna be pretty hard to cast when the boat is doing 'cookies' down the river! ...

- If you young studs are on high from a builit up testosterone overdose we can have some other 'contests'. I don't know how much I have left at this stage. Night before: 2 on 2 B-ball (see if you young guys can handle Fly and I - I post down low because I can't run much), beer bong race, armm rasslin, banjo dancin, phone number collecting (and Os you can't slip into the phone both - you gotta get em where they count), etc. ... Fishing day: Casting accuracy, rowing prowess (including running them backwards - so 'Red' has a chance) , who can hold out the longest w/o beer coming out your nose from laughing during swigs, first and biggest fish (bring strings or tape measures, for pride not money; and not for most caught because of the fish risks mentioned - and diver & bait for nates isn't good), etc. ...

- And now seriously, this is your mother speaking: no beer OD's and actual nutty stuff (like drinking and driving!) and this will be a really good time. See ya there. - Steve

[SAUKit2em]

RT, I know you like to kid around with the best of us but we're all adults and I think that we'll maintain our composure just fine since we all have to get up at the crack o' dawn and fish. Don't get me wrong, as I am a party animal at heart, but I know my limits not no limits inasmuch as the beer bongin' and schtuff goes. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

If we want to have a party that goes all night then we can organize one for the Sauk River Steelhead Ranch which is where the party never ends! Oh, wait, that's Deja Vu's slogan. Well, I like that place too!

I know it is illegal to bet money on biggest fish most fish, etc. but it is not illegal to have dares and things of that nature for the losers. I might be jumpin' into the fire on this one, but we can have bets like the loser has to run around the boat ramp in the cracker jacket yelling "I'm the biggest cracker in the world, look at me! Look at me!"

I don't plan on taking the dares myself, just so you know, that's why I'm bringing Parker http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif He's a sucker for that kinda stuff!

P.S. Don't think that you guys will be able to get away with too much because I'm bringing the camcorder and digital camera so we can post pictures for curious IFish members!

'til Friday,

Justin_____KID SAUK http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Osprey]

I'm soo scared http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gifI contacted my lawyer so thats all squared away ,Getting my stuff ready,
A fresh roll of ductape,incase Redneck gets any romantic notions....or if we do http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif (I've heard about you Boys from Darrington)
Sheep aren't the only ones that wil be nervous
I've even got my clean undies layed out(mamma said you never know) http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

Told my Daughter that no matter what happens,and whats she's told ,she does not have my blessing to Date a Redneck.


BTW:Jeffhead If he asks to sit next to ya say NO!!he tried that crap with me too,I don't care how nervous and excited you are Redneck( he doesn't have many friends )you'll see why....Os



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[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

It's the "curious" IFish members that worry me http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

How 'bout to christen this float trip we have Justin (or Parker since he is the dare man) light a fart or something before we shove off?

Hey now, I handle no one's sticks http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif It's hard enough handling my own...muh ha ha ha

I think this is gonna be so kewl. Who's bringing the hackey sack? I think we should bounce beach balls (stop your gutter mind Sauk) from boat to boat.

Word to the cautious, I saw a jet sled running up and down the river on Saturday, so hopefully he won't show up, especially while I'm rowing http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Can we have a demolition derby on the boats, or king of the boats contest where we hogtie (again, enough with the nasty thoughts Sauk) the boats together and have a battle royale? Now that would be braggin' rights. Hey I'm all for a Friday night breakdancin' session. I just hope everyone knows we fish the next day, and no one needs bail money (especially RT).

SRBC? What is that Smokin' Rubber Babe Contest? I think O's is the winner. Better bring your bibs boys because there's beer Friday night. Justin, just remember to take yours off on Saturday as to not intimidate the other boaters and farm animals. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

Your wife laid clean undies out for you? So in other words she just turned them inside-out for you? http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

Not to date a redneck? Shoot man, I can be a cityboy in sheep's clothin....errr....nevermind. That sheep is a liar.

[parker]

A quote from SaukyBoy:

"I don't plan on taking the dares myself, just so you know, that's why I'm bringing Parker He's a sucker for that kinda stuff!"

Two words for you:

Bite Me.

The only thing Parker will be doing on Saturday is putting the hurt to some steelies. You children can do whatever you want...just as long as you don't get in my way or cross my line!

Parker

[Osprey]

Well I'm glad at least one adult is going to show up http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif.....party pooper http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

Guess we'll have to rearrange his way of thinking http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif As in, act first, think later http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[parker]

Don't hold it against me, but I was in a fraternity during my college years. "Acting first, thinking last" was our motto!

Ah, kids these days. They never have, and never will listen to their elders.

Does LGC Wavell mean anything to you all? If so, let me know and I'll bring extras. Or, for those who are in to sessions, LGC Double Corona.

I have to drive, so the titanium flask of Knob Creek will probably stay home.

OldMan Parker

[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

ha ha, he said "kids". I guess he's talking to O's, RT,Sauk, and Fly....but not me http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif I too was in a frat in my younger years, and I think the motto held true, but this is a vacation so sometimes it's better to act than to think....it helps with the conscience factor http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif I understand about the driving http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif Knob Creek? Sounds like O's kinda place http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Maverick]

Hey Kid,

Johnny and Robbo will make ya go in your whitie tighties hehehehe it'll happen brah.
:eeck: http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif But you'll be SRBC one way or another. SRBC

Tight lines

Kevin

[Maverick]

Hey Kid,

Johnny and Robbo will make ya go in your whitie tighties hehehehe it'll happen brah.
:eeck: http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif But you'll be SRBC one way or another. SRBC

Tight lines

Kevin

[parker]

You haven't seen me behind the sticks yet! I'll give hey-yall a good run for his money!

I almost feel sorry for Saukit2em and DriftBoat. I can see them shaking their heads in shame/disbelief.

Maybe there's a reason why I'm always at the front of the boat and not behind the sticks?

"What's that noise?"

Parker

[Barnyard]

Are you boys going out for a cold one friday? My kids got a game in Oly and I might have to harrass ya. If you'll give up where your going...

[Osprey]

Well Children http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
looks like the 4th ave at 6:00 or 7:00,I'm flexable what ever works for us.

What do you call an Alabama Steelhead Fisherman with a sheep under each arm?
The Floatilla ****..........or RT's long lost son...........Os



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[Todd]

Is that the consensus? The 4th Ave. on Friday evening?

Am I risking my reputation, such that it is, by even joining this conversation?

I may find myself down in O-Town Friday evening.

I'm not sure if this is a good thing!

JK. If I'm in town, I'll stop by.

Todd.

P.S. I'm "Todd" from Bob Ball's page, etc., if any of ya's know me from there. If you do, nice to see ya. If not, nice to know ya!

[winterkill]

OSPREY! The real players won't be wearing any undies! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Wish I could go but theres the problem of having a bus pass as my only means of transportation, and I'm a little young for your party. I can't say I'd enjoying watching everyone drink, but I would enjoy taking all the women, while you guys are passed out. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

Lil buddy, a "real" man can talk to women while he's passed out. It's trying to figure out where that white yarn on your mid-thigh section came from the next day. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif Just ask O's if you don't understand. He'll just tell ya that that sheep is lying.

<---the floatilla **** http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif

"stop lickin' on that icecream cone like that before I put you out on the street and make me some money"

[SAUKit2em]

hey_yall, ROTFLMFAO on that qoute you posted. Like I said, bringin' the cammy corder, since Parker is not coming down 'til morning, I guess he'll just have to see it to believe it. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

"I said I boink nates, not bonk nates!" http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Jeffhead]

No Ya'll you can't sit next to me on the way over, I'll bring the cat along if your that excited. Parker just listen for the famous quote from Redneck, "Hey guys watch this", then will see who's thinkin'........or not!!!! Man this is gonna be sommmmmmme day http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif.
May we all survive to tell about it. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Good luck and tight lines, Jeff http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
PS,
I got a contest for ya RT, who can mishandle the boats the best, we can put Ya'll and I on the sticks at the same time in the same stretch of river, that could be reeeeeaaaaallll interesting. Any good scratches on your boat Fly???

[rainycity]

RT,
Thanks for the invite to join the board,
wish I would have gotten on sooner and known about the flotilla, maybe next time.