What Bait Would Catch You?

[Deleted User]

If fish could catch people, what bait would best catch you? Since I am definitely a 'biter', most 'people' baits would catch me quickly! This one in the pic below is good but if fish could find a way to put ice cream on a hook they would get a smashing instant hit from me! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/aol?imgid=1432988



[This message has been edited by RT (edited 02-08-2001).]

[Steelheader69]

Hey RT, you're asking for trouble from the sponsors again. You can only guess what kind of responses you're gonna get....like mine http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Ok, here's what will catch me. I'm more a visual/scent type. I'm more the hunting type to catch, say a doe scent. Here's what'll catch me.

Shania Twain and Faith Hill in a mud wrestling ring inviting me to join them.

Enough said.... http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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[Mikie]

HEY R.T. I think money will pretty much wipe out the whole run. A nice clean twenty dollar bill laying there all innocent , I think that would be the #1 catch everything under the sun bait of choice... http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[HOGTIDE]

BACON.........I'd go for a nice strip of bacon on a Texas-Riggin'. Might wanta give the bait a quick spray of WD-.....I mean French Roast Coffee Scent.


Ever seen the side of Skip Baldwins boat (Rogue River Guide)? The whole length of the boat is a picture of a salmon with a pole that has hooked into a giant pair of (human) lips.

[Salmonator]

A big breaded and deep fried razor clam puts me into such a feeding frenzy that i'd probably throw it down before noticing there was a 6/0 treble on 100lb dacron embedded in it...

[local_hooker]

10lb. of fat with a nipple on top

[4u2fish]

10 lbs of fat eeeeeeewwwwwwww this is getting sick but I will participate anywho

A large #9 (hot pastrami sp?) with extra mustard from Togo's sub shop.... mmmmmmmmmmmm

ps this is not a plug but the sammies are yummy

this reminds me of the coke commercial with the fish useing coke as bait to catch white colar workers http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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[Fishplay]

When I looked at this post last night I just knew it would turn into a beer commercial. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif The razor clam would do on a good day but if I was tight lipped and the fish were having to work for there catch they'd want to toss a deep fried ocean scallop at me! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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FISH!........GET IN THE BOAT!!!!!

[rob]

How 'bout a bag of stinky, sticky green stuff. Oh, um, yes, money, that's it, money.

[Salmonator]

Rob, you referring to baby poop?

[WaterDog]

How bout one of those huge Helvetia Burgers, a sack full of fries, and an ice cold beer!

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[Jennie@ifish]

Krispey Kreme Doughnuts.
If anyone lives near one, I will pay big bucks to ship one to me right now.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
J

[Deleted User]

A bologna and liverwurst sandwich with cheese on rye bread. Or perhaps a nice prime rib with baby red potatos or how about a nice piece of smoked salmon,steelhead or sturgeon. Razor clams if present right would do the trick and that pizza I had at Kim's house would definately do it. A Sol mas fin cerveza with a lime would do it too. Hell just about anything would catch a big slab like me. BUT figure out how to put a vintage ABU Ambassadeur on a hook and that'll do it every time.

[blacktail]

A Ribeye steak from Tumalo Feed Company!

[brshooter]

Jen,
Rumor is that Krispey Kreme is looking at the Portland market.

Bill

[Captain and Marie]

How about a 6 inch SHRIMP !~~~

yuuummm yuuuuuummmm s~h~r~i~m~p~~~~

Dipped in Marie's Horseradish Sauce, topped with zesty SHRIMP SAUCE, served on a Big Ritz!


Marie
he he he

[Fuzzybutt & Angel]

Mine would definately be a lobster tail... with lashings of garlic butter! : Þ~~~ MMmmmMMMMMmmm!!! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Fuzzy's would be a piece of deep fried sturgeon http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Angel
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[This message has been edited by Fuzzybutt & Angel (edited 02-04-2001).]

[Ramstrong]

Definately a Mike's special delux with no onions. That burger is a heart attack waiting to happen. But soooooooo gooooooood!


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[brshooter]

How about foie gras? I prefere it lightly pan seared. Not bad cold either.

Bill

[Deleted User]

Here's a true funny co-incidence for ya! The 'people bait' in the cartoon is a hot dog, obviously. I fished the Trask with Roy (Bait O' Eggs) today and he had not seen this thread yet. He anchors up around noon, gets out a small gas BBQ, and puts 4 hot dogs on the grill, and had the buns and mustard too. I got a kick out of that one. Before I bit into mine I opened it up and checked for an 8/0 hook with leader going into the water http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif . ... We fished a fast rising and coloring river there today and I caught a bright 7 lb. hen on a jig before it got too messy. Thanks for the hookless people bait, and doing most of the rowing Roy! - Steve

[Pilar]

Well, food and sex are related or so I'm told.

So how 'bout a cafeteria lunch tray piled about a foot high with steaming hot crawfish, white sweet corn and new red potatoes, extra paprika. Or maybe some hot Boudin sausage. Only can get this at 'The Crawfish Hole' in Nachitoches, Louisiana. No hook but I'm sure a net would fall out of the sky while I was chowing down.

Or ... well, only blue eyes knows for sure...
let's just say its visual....

The bend is your friend!

[OR Coast Range]

A luke-cold pint of Guinness fresh from the tap. I don't know how you would rig the hook, but I sure wouldn't notice it!

[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

A gardenburger and a hackey sack.

LOL just kidding

One word: ******* http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

About a plate of 50 hotwings from *******.

If not that, then Trish Stratus. I think I would choose her over the *******, but I'd probably win two-fold. Also, depends on how hungry I am....for food. www.trishstratus.com (http://www.trishstratus.com) Then you tell me if that wouldn't land you or not.



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[Osprey]

I'll Bite on that Redneck http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
I'd rather have the Twins.....Os

For food as bait I say Pot of cajun crayfish and a couple cold ones,or a sixpac and a hot one...Os

[Bait O' Eggs]

A couple pounds of Hickory Farms hot pepper cheese and a box of Ritz crackers. hmmmmm...... Just a second I just drooled on my key board. :wipe: :wipe: Maybe a block of Tillamook cheese and some good liverwaust on crackers. Still got slobber running down my chin here. I gotta go clean up this mess. I will get back to this fat boy club fantasy later.

O's would that be the picture of my sisters I sent you? They still want to Cat with with you on the 10th down the Satsop. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif They wanted to see how the wing tubes measured up.

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[WheresMyBobber]

A giant sized prawn, slit down the back and filled with cheddar cheese, wrapped tight with a big slice of bacon, then grilled.

I'd take the bait every time!

[Tanner]

A 22OZ Black Angus Porterhouse. Med Rare.

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[Osprey]

BOE ..Yes http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
anything to help you're sisters out,seating might be a little tight,thats the way I like it,

http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gifsorry Redneck they like real men http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Master Baiter]

A softball sized hunk of DEEP FRIED ice cream for bait or a C-Note for artifical!

[Deleted User]

Lynn, you came up with one better than ice cream - well depends on the flavor I guess; but that broiled (or BBQ'd) lobster tail dipped in salted garlic butter is hard to beat for hooking into this 240 pounder! ....

'Yall, if the fish could get Trish on a large enough hook without piercing any plastic ... it would be 'Steve on' http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif .

[fishhead5]

Mikie a five works really well, Get out a stout rod with some 10# maxima clear. Fasten a small rock to the bill and then the line. Set it out on the sidewalk and hide. When someone comes along and bends down to get it is when the fun begins. You have to be quick though, I have lost some money, both from them grabbing it and from being chased.

Fishhead5

[PeterMac]

Elk pepperoni made by Otto's Deli on Woodstock..... Would get me every time. I have O.D.'d on that stuff many a time.

[Deleted User]

Once hooked, well, I'm sure I would dog down to the bottom much like a tired and fat chinook. My wife, on the other hand, would jump and run many times and probably throw the hook. If not, she would find a good snag and do the ole line rub trick - she fights dirty.

[Steve]

Two giant Oakie Drifters in a Flourensent Bikini top. The bigger the better.

[Phish_on]

I'm with rob - http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

or CHEESECAKE.
Yeah in the summer months, cold beer is the old standy bait.

[Steelheadman]

How about a huge rock lobster tail? Hood Canal shrimp sounds good too!

[Deleted User]

A 733 Mac G4 with the DVD-R drive built in, a gig-and-a-half of RAM, 120 gigs of HD lovin' and a huge cinema display. Connected to the firewire port would be a SWEET Canon DV Cam, of course.

That geek stuff sounds like a whole different language, doesn't it? http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Deleted User]

In the winter (really cold weather) I'd probably take a fresh, warm, tollhouse cookie in a minute - even jerk the rod right out of the fish's hand (fin). The cookie would have to be fresh baked with lots of chocolate chips. I wouldn't take a store bought cookie with all of the preservatives.

I'm not a good biter in the summer.

[STRIKE ZONE]

I would slam a bar b Qued bacon wrapped fillet mignon,garlic buttered prawn cocktail with or with out the mag hot-n- tot diver.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

[jawbreaker]

a huge slice of canadian bacon and pinapple pizza slowly trolled in about 8-10 ft of water. Or backbounce a bacon cheeseburger
with a 24oz pitcher of beer or 32oz depending on the current http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[_LIPPEE]

Elk back strap on que

[Dances]

the bait that would get me would have to be
A huge plate piled full of shrip, scallops, oysters, clams, lobster, crab, marlin, summer run steelhead toped off with a strawberry darqui

O wait I am not old enough to drink better make that a virgin http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Work is for people who dont know how to fish

[Trick]

One 12lb marinated injected deep fried turkey with all the fixins'.