Ode to hey yall

[Jennie@ifish]

I'm gonna be a rock and roll lyricist.. How do you spell that????

"I Think"

I Think slack lines are really a huge problem
I Think abandon reels are too much on my mind
I Think dull hooks have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a blue green rain, beating down on me
Like a Jack Frost line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Hey yall's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on low, clear, waters
Blame it on low, clear, waters
Blame it on low, clear, waters

I Think fishless days are gonna drive us all crazy
And still waters make me feel like a child
I Think empty nets will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a blue green rain, beating down on me
Like a Jack Frost line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Hey yall's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on low, clear, waters
Blame it on low, clear, waters
Blame it on low, clear, waters

Like a blue green rain, beating down on me
Like Hey yall's smile, cruel and cold
Like Jack Frost's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on low, clear, waters
Blame it on low, clear, waters
Blame it on low, clear, waters

[Jennie@ifish]

Oh! This is going to be in the top ten...
"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Slack lines make me ill
I feel miserable
Abandon reels tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Dull hooks are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of low, clear, waters that I feel this way?
With the blue green rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Jack Frost, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Hey yall Broke My Will to Live
Hey yall Broke My Will to Live
Hey yall Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Hey yall Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Fishless days rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Still waters defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Empty nets are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of low, clear, waters that I feel this way?
With the blue green rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Jack Frost, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Hey yall Broke My Will to Live
Hey yall Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Hey yall Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Hey yall Broke My Will to Live

[Deleted User]

OK Jen, when I talked to you on the phone this morning I could tell you were down about the low water and slow bite. But this concerns me. If it has you picturing 'Yalls ass in your mind GET HELP - QUICK. That's not a good thing to have stuck in your head. Maybe getting it out on paper in poetic form will be theraputic enough to help this situation. If that doesn't work I'll send you a pick of mine. That will overshadow 'Yalls from shear size alone, and will be harder to get out of your head than a James Brown song http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif . But then someone else will have to send you a pick of their's to get mine out of your head. This could become the dreaded viscious "Ass image stuck in my head cycle syndrome". Yikes! That's even tougher for guys that look at Victoria's Secret catalogs. BTW, I know her secret! Good luck JJ. - Arty

[Pilar]

If your thinking about his ass, think of what it would look like if he wore it as a hat!!

The bend is your friend!

PS: He is not submarine qualified, so be gentle or you'll hurt his feelings.

[OneLastCast]

Jennie:

you had a tune going through your mind when you wrote this....give me some timing, give me some beat, whatever it is, it is still wonderful. Gives me that feeling of splitting a double album to read the lyrics while listening to the tune.

OneLastCast

[Wog]

Oh,Man! I just got back in from outside, my Rain Dance is not working. Maybe I'll go to blockbuster and rent the video. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Jennie@ifish]

RT, do you think that people are gonna know that I am just a bit twisted?
Jen

[Bait O' Eggs]

like pretzel http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Deleted User]

No, not at all JJ. ... They already knew that. Don't matter. We are all twisted. Muh ha ha ha.

[HOGTIDE]

Kinda keep your response quiet, but.......Does Jen do a little drinkin'?


Ya know, spending too much time in that dark, wet, Kilchis valley could cause onset depression.

[Deleted User]

A little drinking Hog'? Unequivically not! ..... She does a LOT of drinking http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif . ..... Naaah, Just kidding. Kidding!

[Jennie@ifish]

Hoh boy!
OK, the truth revealed.
I stumbled across this url:

http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-alanislyrics.html
and was giggling hysterically with my kids plugging in words!
Do I drink? A little, but I have twice as much fun if I don't! My kids and I have more fun together!
And I don't even use the word ASS!
Well...... sometimes!
Jen

[Osprey]

Since RT sent you a pic (very large ) of his Behind,
I climbing up on the scanner as we speak...where does the picture come out... http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
I had to use the scanner in my office since the secratarys chased me out of the copy room

something about me trying to climb up on the copy machine nothing like full rear nudity http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif.....OK here it comes????
UUUU what the http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif where did that come from http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
soon as I get all the technical problems squared away .....Os

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Row quietly and fish a Cataraft !!---
Release all Wild Fish --<'))>><

[Deleted User]

IT'S TRUE
WE HAD TO CALL THE EMT'S TO REVIVE HIS GRANDMOTHER...GUESS THAT'S WHAT THE OLD GIRL GETS FOR HIREING HIM AS LAST TUESDAY NIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT AT HER BINGO CLUB (my guess it was his flameing g-string) http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

Is it hot in here or is it just me? http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif It's just me....

I'm flattered that yet once again, my butt is in another woman's mind. I guess it's the morning workouts at the gym or something http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

You should see my American Pie dance to really get your mind going http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
It's lethal.

[Deleted User]

Good link Jen. Instant songwriters. My first genric song:

"I Think" (sing to country western music; or try it in rap music)

I Think too many fishermen are really an annoying thing
I Think politicians were too much on my mind
I Think liars have got a lot to do with why the world sucks today
But what can you do, I aint got a clue, that's the way it's gonna stay.

Like a cold blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Bob Dylan line, won't let go of me
Like Shania's ass, it's just stuck in my head
So
Blame it on the hypocrits
Blame it on the hypocrits
And if that don't work you might be a jerk
so
Blame it on Shania's t*ts

I Think supermodels are gonna drive us all crazeee
And sometimes women make me feel like a genuine hunk of a man
And I Think that weiners will be the downfall of this land
But what can you do? I said what can you do?
Ya know it's gotten outta hand. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Like a cold blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Bob Dylan line, won't let go of me
Like Shania's ass, it's just stuck in my head
So
Blame it on the hypocrits
Blame it on the hypocrits
And if that don't work you might be a jerk
so
Blame it on Shania's t*ts

Like a cold blue rain, beating down on me
Like Dylan's smile, you are gonna heed
Like Shania's sweet ass, it stay's in my head
So
Blame it on hypocrits
Blame it on hypocrits
or
Blame it on hominy grits.

Ta da. Yeehaw!!!

Eeeeeh! That's a touchy link afterall JJ. Nice country songs though, eh? I figure on Garth recording mine.




[This message has been edited by RT (edited 01-18-2001).]

[Jennie@ifish]

RT you are too funny! I love the hominy grits part!!!!!
Ach! ROFLMAO!
Jen

[Mikie]

Hey..Hey-Yall. I think some of these song's need a litle something about catfish-hushpuppies and crawfish eating in them. Im not as artistic as jen or rt but oh well. Former son of the south-North Little Rock Arkansas. SEE YALL MIKIE.

[hawgcatcher]

Great Jennie, I am going to teach that to my "Billy Bass" and I can listen to that while I sit here after surgery on my foot tomorrow. Maybe it will cheer me up since I am missing a month of Steelheading. Oh joy. I will relinquish the fish I would have caught to you, just to make you happy. :rolleyes.