CATCH AND EAT
07-10-2003, 09:04 AM
Heaven
A preacher told this story:
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concepts of grace and salvation. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everthing neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
"Again, the answer was, "NO!"
By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
I was just bursting with pride for them. "Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy, in the back of the room shouted out, " YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!!!".
I got a hoot out of this story. Hope it brings a little laughter to your day too.
Bernie
A preacher told this story:
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concepts of grace and salvation. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everthing neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
"Again, the answer was, "NO!"
By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
I was just bursting with pride for them. "Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy, in the back of the room shouted out, " YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!!!".
I got a hoot out of this story. Hope it brings a little laughter to your day too.
Bernie