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CATCH AND EAT
07-10-2003, 09:04 AM
Heaven

A preacher told this story:

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concepts of grace and salvation. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"

"NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everthing neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

"Again, the answer was, "NO!"

By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, "NO!"

I was just bursting with pride for them. "Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy, in the back of the room shouted out, " YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!!!".


I got a hoot out of this story. Hope it brings a little laughter to your day too.

Bernie

Get Bit
07-10-2003, 09:20 AM
Great Story !!!!

Get Bit

Grantspastor
07-10-2003, 10:03 AM
Pretty good!

Wreckless
07-10-2003, 09:15 PM
Thanks for the smile!! :grin:

I hope I got a little while before I get there!!

STGRule
07-10-2003, 10:51 PM
:smile:

PittsburghD
07-12-2003, 10:00 PM
:smile:

Fishrite
07-21-2003, 08:14 AM
:grin: :grin: Oh the wisdom of a child!! Sometimes we all can learn from a word spoken by a little child. Remember the words of our Lord, "Unless you become like a little child, you cannot enter the kingdom of heaven." Thanks for the post, Bernie......God Bless, Terry

Mad Mikey
08-04-2003, 07:08 PM
Aren't kids fun? Throw out an adult question and they stump ya'. :smile:

letsfish
08-05-2003, 09:42 PM
It's a goodie!
Jim