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fishonksm
05-29-2003, 08:02 PM
If the apostles traveled around in a Honda, for scripture says they traveled in one Accord. What did Jesus drive? The scriptures are very clear here as well. It must have been a Dodge. For when Jesus entered Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, scriptures tell us he asked for a Colt. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Grantspastor
05-30-2003, 07:18 PM
Amazingly...in the Book of Acts it says that there were 120 disciples in one Accord. That has to be some kind of record.
A couple of other little known Biblical references:
1. Motorcycling in the Sinai Desert. it says "the sound of Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land"
2. Smoking in the Old Testament. It says in Genesis that "when Rebekah saw Isaac she lit off her Camel"
Born to be Wild
05-30-2003, 09:59 PM
Good one guys! :laugh:
Of course you guys know that the book of Genesis is really about baseball.
Just look at how Gen 1:1 starts out
"In the big inning" :grin:
Grantspastor
06-02-2003, 08:08 PM
And there must have been some kind of greasy-spoon restaurant on the road to Emmaus because the two disciples commented "did not our hearts burn within us?"
fishonksm
06-06-2003, 06:28 PM
How about those famous last words from the Philistines temple after the ark had been placed near their idol.
DAGON it I’ve fallen and know I can’t get up. graemlins/applause.gif graemlins/applause.gif
Tanner
06-10-2003, 02:28 PM
Yeah, I can see Jesus being a Mopar Man. An all powerful God may as well drive an all powerful rig. :grin:
FEAR NO FISH!
06-12-2003, 01:10 PM
His dad drives a Ford 750 though! :cheers:
PittsburghD
06-13-2003, 09:22 PM
Whatever it was, it made the earth shake and the road quiver. No obscene stickers to prove loyalty. God is driving a cloud we have no vision of at this time.
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