Knowing the Facts (Contest)

[Jennie@ifish]

The fact is.... low and clear.
Knowing this, which river is your favorite to fish, you know..... when you just have to fish?
I just have to fish! Where oh where will I go?
The winner of this contest wins a free trip with R.T. pushing you through the North Fork Nehalem from the hatchery down. He will personally portage the craft over the jack, queen and King AND the Tank hole and the mine field!!! He will manually see to it that you get down safely... well.... not really safely, but perhaps still alive. Maybe not, but hey, it's a fun trip! Well, Steve hasn't o.k.'d this yet, but I am just sure he will agree!
Jen

[newt]

Ouch! Jennie.

If I said where.....it wouldn't be my favorite place anymore.

Love to help you out but...well, you know how it goes when you know of a place too good to be true.

Next person? http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Jennie@ifish]

Oh come on! Call Jennie and take her there!
J

[Jennie@ifish]

Did you know Yukon Jack is extremely sweet, and hard to swallow...., but I seem to be managing it alright.

[Jennie@ifish]

OK.... its time to play truth or dare.
I dare you to tell me where to fish.
j

[Deleted User]

LOL JJ. Sure, I will scrape someone over the rocks of the N.F. in low water .... right after you push someone down the Wilson at 2.5 ft. or under http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif . So, you need to fish do ya. Me too. I'm going to field test new prototype jigs with Mark Tue. morning on fresh winters in the "..... River". in the ;;;;;; stretch. If you go Mon. morning I suggest fishing the Josie hole or Mills Bar hole. Just don't tell anybody about those 2 secret places http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif ....

OK, I just won this contest. I will be doing a drift and drag of my cataraft and myself down the N.F. in the near future http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Jennie@ifish]

ARTY!!!!!! Lets fish in the morning!
J

[Captain and Marie]

Jennie,

If its real cold in the morning ,,, hold off,
wait until it warms up ,,,just a bit...

Lathargic fish in the am.!!!

know what I mean???

Marie

[Gooey - Bob]

Jen you can go to Bills secret spot mile post #12 on johnson creek and im sure you will catch something but make sure you were rubber gloves because you never know what you will get http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Gooey-Bob

[Jennie@ifish]

I think I know what I'll do. I'll stay home, cast a couple times and come up with the only bright chinook on the river. yip. that's what I'll do.
Then I'll just switch gear and work on those steelies.
j

[Deleted User]

Can't in the A.M. Jen. Let me know if you want to join Mark and I Tuesday. Of course we'll have to blind fold you as we drive/walk into secret holes. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif ... Nah, jk. .....

So, truth or dare huh? As 'Yall would utter, 'muh ha ha ha ha ha http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif'. OK, I didn't lie but I didn't tell the exact truth, by ommision, so the way I play that game it means I must dare you to do something Jen http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif . .... hmmm .... hmmm .... let's see .. no, I can't put that on here. .... hmmmmmm .... If I dared you to fish at Mills Bar in a thong, summer top, and knee high balck boots would you do that or is it just too cold out now? I know you'd do that during the summer steelhead run http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif ... That's not fare, so I dare you to fish right off the Sollie Smith ramp with the tiny Popeil Pocket Fishermen rod with the closed face real, around noon when some of the early D-boats reach the takeout. Ask them how they did and whatever they say you tell them you caught twice as many by yourself and released them. Oh wait, you already do that. jk. Can't tell them you're kidding. You have to be serious and allow someone to film this for "Ifish Candid Camera" . ... HEY, there's an idea! Let's set up some practical jokes geared toward guys out fishing and record their reactions!!! I have some great ideas for that; some which shouldn't be filmed actually http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif . We could post some of the better ones if you can post a moving voice short; like on e-mails. We could also make a video cassette of filmed fishing gags. Geez, do I ever have some good ones to pull! Think about it. - RTease

[Jennie@ifish]

OH! What a grand idea, RT! I'm gonna do it!!!!
I'm going to Sollie, with my sons first mickey mouse rod and mickey bobber... I am going to camp out there from 12 on tomorrow. I need a camera person! QUICK! I need to do something bizarre like this.... But it has to be serious! I need dead fish at my feet!
COME ON! Anyone have a dead fish????
No!, I'll catch it here, and drag it over there at my feet, I'll have it in an open cooler.... No! I'll go to the Nestuc.. catch my limit of steelies, hook a pink pearl okie on my mickey bobber and be casting away as they arrive! This is too good... dare. I'll take it babe.
j