View Full Version : NEWSFLASH
Crusty
11-22-2000, 07:38 PM
Tokyo, Japan
Officials in Japan have just sent 50,000,000 cases of Viagra to the United States. They heard we couldn't get an election.
Crusty
Steve
11-23-2000, 12:19 AM
You nut, when are we going fishing?, My Alumiweld is telling me that it hasn't been in the water in a month...think the area around Carver might be boatable...? Also Willamette at Clackamette park might be worth a shot...
Deleted User
11-23-2000, 01:02 AM
LOL. Bring us more Crusty. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Chris Sessions
11-23-2000, 05:38 AM
Oh we will have an election, it's just gonna be a little harder this year.
Scarecrow
11-23-2000, 06:15 AM
I heard the shipment was hijacked and the authorities are setting up roadblocks and dragnets, looking for a bunch of hardened criminals.
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Bob G.
Jennie@ifish
11-23-2000, 06:16 AM
So, if we get them, will that just make the election last longer?
dawhunt
11-23-2000, 06:49 AM
I think it could make it BIGGER AND BETTER OR MAYBE HARDER OR MAYBE EVEN LONGER Or MAYBE ALL OF THE ABOVE http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif ????
bob dawson
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Bob Dawson
RichH
11-23-2000, 06:59 AM
I heard the boat took a wrong turn and went down in the North Atlantic..They expect that it will raise the Titanic!!!
Salmonator
11-23-2000, 08:26 AM
I was gonna put in my two cents but this is some stiff competition so i'll just keep to myself...
Deleted User
11-23-2000, 01:21 PM
With that kind of thoughful shipment coming, I am going to throw my hat in the ring. And if I get 'elected' I will have something to hang my hat on http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif .
Deleted User
11-23-2000, 01:24 PM
Another NEWSFLASH just in. The Associated Press just learned that in light of the shipment in route from Japan, President Clinton appointed himself special lead customs inspector.
I really see potential for the best use of foreign aid in U.S. history there. And it 'couldn't have come' at a better time. This country has never experienced Presidential electile disfunction before. Except for an interuptous phone call in the oval office when Monica was visiting Bubba. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
I think this is a good move by Bubba to personally oversee such a huge valuable shipment of foreign aid. I'm sure his inspection will be in the direction of helping his .. ah .. the election. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif My hat's off to the w hole thing! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
[This message has been edited by RT (edited 11-24-2000).]
Crusty
11-26-2000, 04:23 PM
http://www.ifish.net/gfx/electile.JPG
Crusty
Deleted User
11-26-2000, 04:41 PM
Crusty
I can see in your posted picture that Florida seems to be tickled pink in that map uncle Sam is holding. good one. Some limp state though. Is it just me or did it look like that chairwoman of the erect Gov Bush campaign in Florida was having an ****** when she anounced prematurely that as sec of state she was certifying Bush after cutting off the Palm Beach Co. handcounts that the state supreme court allowed?
Pilar
11-26-2000, 11:11 PM
Well Crusty, you dog. Sailors use that stuff so they wont roll out of their bunks in a storm. Or so I've heard.
The bend is your friend!
Deleted User
11-27-2000, 01:03 AM
Hey Pilar, in this case the bend isn't your friend! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Pilar
11-27-2000, 05:01 AM
Hey RT, long time no see. Some people like it bent. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif Leave it to Crusty to take us on a tangent.
The bend is your friend!
[This message has been edited by Pilar (edited 11-27-2000).]