Hypothetic question

[Fishen Fool]

I have a question for the group. Lets say you are fishing in your favorite fishing hole and you have hooked a steelhead that is 20 plus lbs. Out of the bush comes the girl of your dreams and she says " if you will cut your line you can have your way with me" MY question is, will you cut your line and go with her or tell her to get out of the way so that you can land the fish?

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tight lines------<*))>>< fishen fool

[fish_on]

There's always another girl. The fish of your dreams only comes around once. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[WaterDog]

I'd ask her to hand me the net then stay out of the way!

Beside I think my wife wouldnt approve of the "new" fishing partner. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Jennie@ifish]

Gee, lets see.... Tough choice for me...NOT!
If it were a guy, like some dream guy....
I don't think there is any question, either way. When you are a fishing fanatic, nothing stands in the way.
I probably wouldn't even see/hear/notice them.
Jen

[Dances]

You know what I think I might jsut ask her to stand aside and let me play my fish then after banking the fish I would ask her to take a picture of me and my fish. Thank her and go right back to fishin http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Deleted User]

Well I see that I'm going to post the first honest answer to this one. (jk) If Shania Twain came out of the bushes and said that, I'd cut my line in a heartbeat. Then when I woke up from the dream I'd ask my wife for forgiveness .... after I asked her to put on the Shania T. mask I picked up for Halloween and 'had my way'! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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Know fish or no fish. - RT

[Snagly]

Let's look at this from the perspective of maximizing the pleasurable experience. I recently had the good fortune to land a c. 22lb hen in BC. It took 16 minutes, a flat-out sprint down the hole through the tailout (after I already thought she was whupped), and then seven trips to the bank before I finally leadered her.

Would I have received the same cardiovascular workout and adrenaline rush with Shania Twain? You betcha! Would the experience have lasted 16 minutes? You gotta be kidding! I'd have had my waders back on with plenty of time to spare. (In fact, I'm not certain I'd have even have got the waders off . . . .) So "A fish on the end (of the line) is worth more than a babe in the bushes".

[Deleted User]

LOL Snagly. You could be excused for a premie just looking at Shania. But remember it isn't the amount of time it's the quality of the time! - Geez, what subjects slow fishin brings http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif .

[Mrdorkfish]

Ok guys and ladies....(jennie) in the smallest chance that this would ever happen.....being the young buck that i am, Shania, I would land the fish and you would be smiling too ! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif


I'm going to bed.....nite!


Mrdorkfish

[Dances]

RT
looks like we have more then one person who can tell the truth on this board. I guess thats a start. Maybe the rest of us fisherman and women should try it.

But what fun would that be. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Dances]

RT
looks like we have more then one person who can tell the truth on this board. I guess thats a start. Maybe the rest of us fisherman and women should try it.
It might get alot of us in trouble. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

But what fun would that be. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[happybrew]

Well, I married the girl of my dreams, so when she comes out of the bushes with that offer, my first question would be "where are the kids?" I don't know which would be rarer: time alone with my wife, or a 20 lb steelhead. But anyway, I'd land the steelhead, then cut the line and have my way with her. You never said I had to cut the line with the steelhead still on the other end of it.

happybrew

[newt]

No,no,no,no,no!

You guys are missing the obvious answer.

I'd play the fish awhile, get my jollies THEN OFFER TO LET HER PLAY THE FISH TOO.

She'd be so grateful for the experience that she'd force me into the bushes for another experience.

You can have it both ways! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Big Willie]

20lb steelhead? I land those all the time! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif Take the girl! Btw...I also bag a 6pt bull, a 5pt mulie and a 600lb black bear every year also. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
-Gary

[Osprey]

Lets see a fish in the net or a poke in the bush.....it's easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission sorry Mrs. Osprey
Thats an easy one http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif I'm in
Rt you said Shania right...that works I've all ready released several 20 plus lbers go but I've never had Shania

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[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

Oh I would hand her my rod alright. Forget the fish, I don't want it anymore. Now if Laetitia Casta let me have my way with her....well I would be one happy camper because all I would need is one chance and she would fall in love with me for sure...there's no doubt. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif Shuuud up Osprey, don't take away my dream...don't do it...lol lol
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[fishhead5]

One in the hand is better than two in the bush http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Deleted User]

Fishhead?!? One in the hand is better than two in the bush? Either you are thinking about the wrong bush (GWB?), or you are very handy! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

Hey Osprey, get with the times....go to yahoo and enter in the name Laetitia Casta and tell me if you like "owls" I am sure you have seen her in some of your wife's "finer" magazine's that never make it to her hands because you check the mail first http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif Oh trust me, just do it.
( . )( . ) <---are those O's eyes or could they be......... http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[RW]

If you have seen one (.), you have seen them both! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Deleted User]

RW, that's certainly more accurate than the doctor's old axiom 'you've seen one you've seen 'em all'. And Bob, ya I like donuts for sure; especially glazed donuts! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Geez, is anyone getting a little redfaced over this thread? http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif If so, let me know and I'll suggest you click on other subjects http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif . Nah. jk - we'll tone it down if anyone prefers. Thanks. - RT

[Deleted User]

Ya don't have to cuddle with the fish afterwards.

[Osprey]

Hey Yall...WHO http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Is she another of you're cousins and does she look good in waders http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

[dawhunt]

Guys,I would ask if I could land the fish to take out the hook so it wouldn't suffer and then turn it lose,she would think that,I'm such a nice guy,I could have my way with her twice http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif(thank god for viagara) that way you get the best of both, http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif Man its nice to dream,of course RT would more then likely ask WHERES YOUR EMUUU !!!! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif OR YOU GOT ANY DOUNUTS ??? http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Bob D.

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[Stinkfoot]

Goodby steelhead, hello nookie!

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[fishhead5]

Mabey I had it backwards, Two in the hand is better than one in the bush?

fishhead5

[Big Willie]

Tone it down? The young bucks can handle it...I'm worried about you old farts! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[THE REEL HEY_YALL]

Oh yeah, Osprey, I am totally sure she looks great in a pair of waders. She would definitely have to put them on....something about a fantasy of mine..lol lol

[ryan fish]

I may be retired but i'm not tired, i'll take 2 10pounders later.

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Ron Wray

[Deleted User]

Right on Ron! And come on Fishhead5, you still don't get it? You'd rather have your hands on 2 of them than one in the bush? Have you tried Viagra like Bob suggested? If you do you might just switch that sentence around. -- Forgive me Lord, for I cannot help myself within these threads sometimes. Jen, if you are still following this thread, maybe you should ban the moderator for a few days? Actually, I would hope that people offended by a thread like this would have stopped clicking on it long before now! I can think of only one guy I've fished with that would have stopped clicking on this one after the first few posts.

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[fishhead5]

http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif Ok RT, how about 2 in the hand while i'm in the bush? http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Deleted User]

Now you're talkin'! http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif