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Jeffhead
10-13-2000, 03:33 PM
Here's one for all you Mariner fans:

In New York a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a
Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Yankee fans too. Not really knowing what a Yankees fan is, but wanting
to be just like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like
fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy does not go along
with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not a Yankees fan."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why I'm proud to be a MARINERS fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why
she
is a MARINERS fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are MARINER fans, and I'm a MARINER fan too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What
if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Yankees fan."

Good luck, tight lines and beat them damn Yankee's!!! Jeff http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

smilesforu
10-13-2000, 09:16 PM
You might have to type that slower for Yankee fans. http://www.ifish.net/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Deleted User
10-13-2000, 10:09 PM
Those Damn Yankees are going to beat Seattle! Game 3 was Yankees 8 Seattle 2 Yankees lead series 2-1 You cant win games if you dont score any runs. Seattle has only scored 5 runs in 3 games. Anything can happen,but it looks like its going to be a Subway series!!!!!!