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Dullhook
03-25-2006, 05:31 PM
There's nothing like the innocence and honesty of Kids! :hearton: The cute statements below were written by actual students and are genuine, not retouched or corrected. :angel:

1. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

2. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

3. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived,
they found Jesus in the manager.

4. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

5. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you.

6. When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

7. St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head.

8. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

9. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

10. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

11. A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

12. A cheerful heart is good medicine... Prov 17:22a (NIV)


Gotta luv' em!!! :bearhug:

jokester
03-25-2006, 10:47 PM
Those were hilarious!! St. John the blacksmith... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

-jokester

Bartman
03-26-2006, 10:43 AM
2. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.




I dont know if thats appropriate for a family friendly website. :jester:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SharkbaitHoHaHa
03-28-2006, 12:50 AM
That is fuuny. HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

My son does not say things like that yet but he does understand a lot more than most adults know about Jesus. Jesus said let the little Children come to me. Do not hinder them. The inousnce of children and how they Love Jesus so much and they know that he will always be there for them.

letsfish
03-28-2006, 08:17 AM
Great stuff!!

Ryan Pultz
03-29-2006, 05:28 AM
thats funny. rp

TomandLori
04-01-2006, 08:48 PM
Kids are precious! Too bad we cannot all be so innocent in thought....