A Little Humor for the Anglers Chapel....

[WestsideGal]

Someone had sent me this awhile back, so some of you may have heard it before. Feel free to add more humor if you like....Laughter is always good!!!

One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution to the children. The Teacher asked a little boy:

TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see GOD?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. HE just doesn't exist.


A little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The Teacher agreed.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the Teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today, she doesn't have one...........


II CORINTHIANS 5:7 " FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT

[WestsideGal]

Ok a few more...

If God Had Voice Mail

Thank you for calling heaven.

I am sorry, all of our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line.

If you would like to speak to:
God, press 1.
Jesus, press 2.
The Holy Spirit, press 3.
If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding, press 4.

To find a loved one who has been assigned to Heaven, press 5, then enter his or her social security number followed by the pound sign. (If you get a negative response, please hang up and try area code 666.)For reservations in heaven, please enter J-O-H-N 3:16

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, life on other planets, and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive.

If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please contact your local pastor.



Divine Choices......

A man walking along a California beach was deep in
thought. Suddenly,the sky clouded above his head and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be a good person in every way, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

God said, "Your request is very materialistic.Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The
supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that would honor the sanctity of life.

The man thought about it for a long time.

Finally he said, "I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

God replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"

[jokester]

God replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"




:laugh: :laugh: Those were good :applause:

-jokester

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